/biz/ - Business & Finance

>no dip/dump/correction/crash

I am dumping 154,216 ETH in seventy-one minutes across several major exchanges. I'm sorry. It will be spread out over several hours.

>>2286239
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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WE ARE GOING TO BE FUCKING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You would have almost $10,000,000 right now if you put a measly $10,000 in STRAT 11 months ago. If that doesn't make you want to kill yourself, I don't know what will.

I figured out the formula for why Stratis(STRAT) has given such insane returns:

It had an ICO raised just barely $1,000,000 for its market cap. This means that if it becomes successful in A N Y way whatsoever, the investors make big money. What is it, 500x now? Look at these ICOs everyone is buying right now: $30,000,000 market caps? At that point STRAT would have given you 30x where these retarded things need $900,000,000 to give you the same results.

Couple that with a decent team and a decent idea, this shit was bound to go at the speed of light into another galaxy eventually. $1,000 gave you 1/1000th of the entire market cap.

Now this begs the question: WHAT ICO HAS THESE FEATURES? LOW MARKET CAP GOAL AND A DECENT TEAM? THIS IS THE GOLDEN TICKET TO THE LAMBO DEALERSHIP. WE NEED TO FUCKING FIND THIS.

I need ETH for bat ICO. jesus fucking christ HOW DO I GET IT? I WANT LIKE $5000 WORTH BUT I LITERALLY CAN'T GET THE ETH IN TIME

>coinbase removes your debit card right as you buy ETH
>receive email
>"Your card ending in ******** has been removed from your account.
Reason: We are no longer able to support your card. Please contact support for more information."

I'm about to explode.