/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53980695
>i know sergey isnt going anywhere
oh fuck, sergey will be back at his most hungry form, we need another $600m

scamlink is a ponzi that's why it's slowly going down, you can't even fud it because it's fud itself.

more big macs

Hi, famous bulgarian internet persona "the jackal" here.
I started going in crypto 5 years ago just after BTC fell from 21K
Luckily I have only 200$ in LINK and i still want it to go up because i dont like losing money.

i googled "companies that use link" and you know what i got?
A big list of dead crypto projects, crypto scams and NFT scams.
Chainlink does not have 1 client that is an actual company in the real world.

its been 5 YEARS. 5 fucking years. and you cant get 1 COMPANY to be your client. and to actually do something with chainlink.

How would you react if you bought Raytheon stock and the CEO was selling millions of their stock every week for yearS? and they didnt had real clients, they just...talked about WEB3 and stuff.

I would dump one of them for ocean (also wef)

>>30399078
This is u if u follow satan and materialistic over spiritual

ITT post your favorite /biz/ memes

>>19957362
faggot trip fag supporting stupid chainstink

FUCK OFF

Last I heard the team was searching for a new dev and trying to built properly decentralized oracles rather than the garbage Old Sergey is pushing.

>>18368010
1. Their product is x600,000 more expensive than a normal API. Fact.

2. They've raised 32 million secretively in a one day ICO. Then have dumped at least another 50 million on the backs of their holders while disclosing NOTHING. Fact.

3. The oracle problem is NOT a problem. On-contract data is not a necessity and not at all important for most institutions including banking ones. Rather, strong APIs and secure blockchain data is. Fact.

4. Sergey has had many failed projects and used his Dad's money to start chainlink. He got his coworkers, convinced them to join him and leave the company and shilled on biz to a few anons on discord. Then hired pajeet shills to promote the token and make memes. Hence the creepy messiah memes and uncomfortable forced meme pepe ones.

5. Chainlink has accomplished NOTHING of note in almost three years of running. They claim fake partnerships (moab token is a case) and will pay for partnerships. Partnerships also mean NOTHING.

Lot of shills on here tonight. Doing my job to gas these LIDF faggots.

>>17998114
l-le-let me telll you something, our token with paid promotion and 50 million raised on the backs of single moms and neets has scammed, lied and bought its way into its place led by a devious, sub-human, dumbass fat russian and look we made this happen *clap clap clap*

let me tell you something link scum. in one year link will be forgotten and while you fumble to load bullets into your mosin to hunt sirgay, he'll be on a yacht somewhere getting head from chink prostitutes circling the Bahamas as your entire networth shrinks to zero. there are hundreds if not thousands of crypto projects coming and stinklink will be dethroned soon enough.

>>16779851

paid shill

>>16779840
>>16779855

I don't 'care for your financial well-being' either. When you see someone reply to you with that kind of copeposting damage control, know that you're right and they have nothing to say to you in response, you've stumped them and they're pissed so they're just going to try and make you look like are obsessed. LINK shills have spammed the board for over a year, daily, then wonder why they're disliked around here. They are the kike that cries persecution when you try to stop them corrupting your society. I'm just an investigative person by nature and I despise shitcoin scams shitting up crypto. You can't pretend that the 600 LINK shill threads a day telling you to buy and hold on no matter what are normal, but any skepticism on what you're parting with your NEETbux for is 'fud'. You know its not normal to be in a 'community' where people are constantly telling you to buy more of something and any notion of leaving or selling your own investment is seen as treachery, right? Those behaviors belong in cults and P&Ds, not actual investments. Besides who the fuck is actually dumb enough to invest in something with no scarcity in the first place? ERC tokens are not finite, and 'node operators' can be paid in ETH. Remember, American entities can't deal with The point of crypto was transparency and self governing. If this upsets you then go back to your echo chamber, you'll always be debated and ridiculed here. All I want is for all you linkies to return to Rebbit and Discord where Chainlink team members literally hang out in the first place.

"But Sergey, we are going to go to the restau-"

"Nonsense. I eat at all times and do what I want, hey, blow."

An employee scurries over the Sergey and his Father with a mirror loaded with glistening white lines and two shot glasses.

"Ah, classic Russian snack. Don't mind if I do" he says as he picks up a small cut straw. A loud and an almost snorting sound comes from Sergey's Father as he tilts his head back and comically begins to swallow. "Good shit. Nostrovia!"

"Nostrovia." They gulp down the shots and smash them on the ground. "Pick it up wagie! Anyway, let me give you a tour." They proceed to walk around the cramped offices.

"So when are you going to pull the plug?"

"Well the money machine just keeps going. To be honest, I don't even know what the fuck oracles are."

"Here's what I don't understand. If it's a good making machine, there's sure to be Jews and Russians and sometimes both in the mix."

"Oh they are. Chinks too. There's this twinked out meth-head named Vitalik. He blew me off because he saw through me and he refused bribes because he has his own scam going."

"The guy you're developing for?"

"Well... it's complicated. I promised investors, hahaha, I love saying that word. Investors... anyways, I promsied them something something, derivatives, basically data would go through us for a stock exchange."

"Why?"

"Because, they're stupid. Just connect big words together. Blockchain agnostic. Smart contract oracles. Decentralized node protocols. And bam you have money!"

"Huh, let me try... mhmm... Real time node operators..."

"Hahaha, you got it Pops! It's easy."

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."

>>16571037
>>ironic unironic shitposting, thanks buddy
>>I can’t belive anyone would dislike my 2 year long shitcoin spam campaign laden with newfuck 2016 migrant rebbit memes and overload mannerisms on their only outlet from normie social media
>>I am convinced that 10 people posting jokes is enough to suppress the price of a 1 billion dollar marketcap shitcoin, yes, this is how either important to my shitcoin
>>I find this place or how worthless my shitcoin is due to the fact it can be swayed by 10 nobodies
>>Alright boys! The Fud died down a bit, let's post the same 15 threads again!
>>Pajeet, get your men on it! Keep shilling, keep posting. Form a false groupthink that everyone loves our shittoken, damn the easiest money I've ever made.
>>The irony that paid pajeets shilling some imaginary sirgay skydaddy token with esoteric garbage have the balls to call true-blooded europeans posting here pajeet
>>shit streets shitting up this board

Yeah, you're totally not associated with the Link team or anything like that. LINK is for ugly faggots that in real life can't have a beautiful fine ass looking girl. And it's kinda sad but true most linkies are like that. So it is empowerment to the cucks who need something to get off on and feel like winning. LINK is always GAY. You faggot linkies need to shut your dick sucking, Nico feet-slurping mouths. You all need to be excommunicated from the living. FFS I don't give a single SHIT about your shitcoin so don't shit on anyone elses. God, I'm sorry that your hard work resulted in the birth of these stupid fuck ups. It's so simple, and yet failed abortions like yourselves who somehow weren't dropped as a child and are just THIS stupid don't get it. I'm sorry for you all, I truly am. I am sorry for your collective families much more though. Especially your mothers. You must have all hit your heads on their slutty ass cunts while being born. 0$ EOY NIGGERS!!!

We are on the brink of a revolution here in America. Unfortunately, scumbag Saudi Princes end up here training with Diplomatic Immunity. All of that is about to change. Civil War is coming. There will be a new reason to be proud to be a American when the War ends. Having access to Bitcoin will be a lifesaver because we can liquidate our assets into Crypto and not lose to inflation. You can thank the Liberals for ruining our market and economy but its making a come back now...

Is Chainlink forming a nice cup and handle? I have 31000 tokens. Will I make it?

It's all bugs. Chainlink really is dead.

Just checked Sergey's Linkedin profile and it's utterly horrifying. Red flags everywhere, and tons of connections to failed projects and even a shady affiliation with with some rando Russian corporation. I thought "Russian scammer" was weak fud this whole time, but it's funny to see that it was actually true all along

What happens if we break $3?

>>16236438
I can only get so hard.

Link is literally a scam. The reason it's being shilled so hard these past few days is so bagholders can dump on you. There will be no life-changing announcement "tomorrow" or the next day or ever. The price is being propped up by mega neets and if you fall for their shit then it will continue to be propped up by you. 2 dollar stablecoin.

>>15965729
dont forgot the "we are going to make it next month"(he means make the chainlink marketplace in august)...annnd he lied..