/biz/ - Business & Finance

>hello bagholders' monthly
>two years subscription?
>no problem
>have a good day
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>Hello this is Tracy from Vanguard
>n-no I've not seen the size of the..fuckers
>who is this?
>what are you refering to exactly?
>oh fish huh? You seem very passionate ha ha
>oh I'm sorry
>no
>no I don't think it's a laughing matter, I'm sure they're very large fish
>I'm sorry sir you'll need to give me more details than that, a ticker, or an amount you'd like to invest or someth-
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