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>be me, first day of third grade
>look around, don't recognize anyone
>notice qt3.14 asian girl looking at me and starts smiling
>desk next to her is empty...don't mind if i do!
>walking up the aisle, tall black boy blocks my path
>pokes me in the chest and says 'she's mine, boy'
>I look up and see all the girls pointing at me, giggling
>emotions roil through my belly
>without thinking i kick him as hard as i can between his leg and scream 'take that nyagguh!!!'
>he falls into a heap of himself crying as I start laughing
>principal runs over
>'what the fuck you doing?!?' as he grabs me
>drags me out of the classroom and down the hall
>tells me I'll never teach in that school district again

>>13292549
4chin was never good

>>13168796
Called my ex-wife's sister and apparently talked with her for about twenty minutes. She texted me in the morning and said 'i hope you meant every word you said' with several smiley emoticons. No idea what I said to her but blocked her immediately and thats literally the last I heard from her ...been years. Never took it again, just melatonin when needed.