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Will Apple be over $130 ever again?

>>22166952
I sold all my positions to panic buy into Tesla and Apple before the split, because I was 100% sure the split will make the stock moon. Then I got greedy and didn't sell their ATHs, and while I was out shopping Tesla crashed to my stop sell and I was left with huge losses.

I am the richest I have ever been in my life, but deep down I want it all to crash and burn. I miss the bear market, I miss the hopes and dreams that may never come true. Reality is just disappointing, no matter how unexpectedly better it is.

>tfw bought 20,000 Link Q3 2018
>have a diverse portfolio in shitcoins
>slung coke as a side gig
>caught with 5lbs of cocaine during routine traffic stop
>was told to take plea bargain instead of rolling the dice and get 10+ years in jail
>end up getting 30 months + 5 years probation
>forget about crypto completely
>trade in honey buns, top ramen noodles, and Campbell’s soups
>trade one honeybun for 2 honeybuns the next commissary
>honeybuns are like BTC in prison
>got released last month
>staying with my parents
>log on computer yesterday
>I have almost $300,000

Where to from here? Capital gains would be 10%. I am a felon now so I have to play this game for life

>>20442377
Its going under $200 in about 15 minutes.

>>19570019
>tfw I realise the society I live in has become where temples are internet anime forums and priests are schizo namefags who worship geometry and numbers.

>>19396564
Used to have 10k but I sold a lot of it to have fun with girls in Vietnam.
Only have 2k now.

such a boring day on the market today

>(((bills)))

All that money and still can't make a cure for baldness

>>16867854
But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes, he's got high apple pie in the sky hopes

Isnt Crypto, Stonks, or any other stuff that involves around investing gambling? What you do is hope that the investment pays off

>>16797847
He will deliver. He must. The day is yet long.

Wow ive officially lost all my gains today and back to where I was before markets opened.
Fuck Trump.

lost my biz folder.

starting fresh

help a fren out

I have a Bachelors in English (kind of useless) and I was studying a STEM subject but found it boring so are dropping it this year to try some online marketing projects. Relevant to what OP is saying, it does indeed seem like you are at the whims of Joogle and Jewtube algorithms. So I have several projects and ideas and I think I'll just do them all as quickly as I can without spending much time trying to figure out how much they will pay off. Because its so hard to know whether something will pay off or not. I'm halfway through one book/ebook which is self help. Another I could do would be a short guide on lifting/bodybuilding as a natural. I figure if I put my head down and forget about the marketing, I could finish it in a week and then just see how well it does on Amazon books/Kindle etc.

Also I'm keeping new technologies and trends in mind... e.g. the next smartphone gimmick/device/Pokemon Go thing. When it comes out, try and make something which can profit from it. A website or product with or w/o social media etc.

>>16190865
I'm playing factorio

>wow monster eats the image

>slave away at rates desk and get better track record than anyone with my age
>lost the position at structuring desk to a finance analyst because of mandatory 50% women policy
Fuck goldman sachs man. It was hard as fuck to get into already when they basically hired any woman and now they give then 1 year no job risk at any trading desk

How do I have sex with the cute Portuguese cleaner? I'm almost 30 and live with my mom. She hires 2 cleaners to come and clean the house every few weeks. One is pretty cute. Everytime they come to clean the house, I get a little randy. She hasn't really given me any signals of interest, but I wonder if I left like 3 one hundred dollar bills with a note, that would send the message. Do I have a chance? I don't want to screw up and then they tell my mom.

How do you deal with that fact that you spent so much of your youth wasting away on the internet that you lost all your employable qualifications, become a burned out gifted kid, and wasted your chance ever make it™? Escapism?

Since bitcoin supply is limited, everyone would horde/hodl bitcoin like crazy and be self reliant. No one would spend, pay interest, or lend out bitcoin. We’d all return to hunter-gatherers. I’m exaggerating but isn’t this the gist of it? At the very least the economy would slowy grind to a halt, right?

>>12226788
this. the regret is painful so we take it out on eachother. you're all faggots.

>tfw no qt trap gf with a cute little peepee