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>>53502052
This. Crypto nerds can’t understand the thrill of pinning the goblin. Night spent chasing an over feydusted Gringamel around the swamp-leaf forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of leveling. Your companions build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Elvish chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Gringamel-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. The veteran stacker would be giggling and laughing as the waves of skooma pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning Elvish verses. He runs through the stacks of Mercury dimes, brilliant and uncirculated, with his gold Kugerrand a driving rod for the goblin. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Gold is a hedge against inflation!” The goblin screeches defensively but the goldbug is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and knife-ears unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Greenskin is placated, suckling contently on the stacker's gold plated dick.