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The CIA did experiments with human beings using meditation to tap into a spiritual realm. What they found though was much worse. The mind in it's natural state is like a lamp but using breathing excerises and meditation they found it could become focused like a laser into higher states and realms of being. The spirit realm and afterlife is not what you think. Documents signed by Colonel McDonald confirm that the experiments don't contradict western or eastern philosophy of the spiritual realm however it's all the hell version and perhaps at best purgatory. There is no heaven, only hell.

All that awaits you in the afterlife is suffering and demons that want to destroy you, possess you, or feed off of you like parasites. Christ is not king and the great decipher who lied about man's eternal damnation. The only way to escape this madness is to wear a tin foil hat while meditating and repeating a binary hymn of ones and zeros for foregiveness over and over again and buying TSLA, that is all. Elon Musk is an African American that prays and is possesed by demons but he is our only hope.