/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw burger
>tfw pay 15% tax rate on crypto long term cap gains
>tfw $+100k portfolio

how do I avoid this? can I move to a country and cash out there. fuck these leeches

>in the middle of daily web conference call with team of 6 others
>on mute
>manager asks question
>unmute, quickly answer, try to hit hit mute again
>unwittingly just miss the button cause I'm a fucking spazz. left on unmute.
>browsing autistic 4chin shit on my phone
>start listening to this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJhx6H7d5oo)) on full speaker
>manager and everyone go dead silent. asks who the fuck is playing that right now.
>I realize my massive mistake, apologize profusely. Say someone sent it to me idk what it is.
>'HR is going to need to be contacted for this incident'

should I just quit or ghost them, or wtf do I do?? Im totally fucked bros

>>19189045
>webm
ok this is epic

>>19049889
Anon, that's *AFTER* I DCAed
I'm out of cash now.