/biz/ - Business & Finance

This thread is for you dumb fags and materialistic faggots who horde dumb shit and basically burn your money in trash cans.

Pic related is what you SHOULD call your home. Any sailboat in the 60ft class with a bow thruster makes for a single sailor live-a-board experience. Women absolutely love boats and when you live on one you will have more friends than you can imagine - the ship is like a lucky charm. The main reason to never under any circumstances buy a powerboat is because they are gas guzzlers like you wouldnt believe. Going anywhere at all in them costs mad money. So, the best way to conserve money is with wind powered transportation. There is nothing more romantic in the eyes of a woman than a sailor. Thank me later.

>B-b-b-b-ut boats are expensive
Not as bad as you'd think. If you buy a new year model you will be into the millions. This 2012 in pic related is a 300k buy. The market for boats right now is completely saturated and you can snipe deals for more than 50% under msrp. Literally, almost no one is buying.

>b-b-b-b-b-ut what about my car?
You live at a marine, dumbass. You park your fucking car at the marina. Just be sure to pick a nice marina near the ocean, dont want to get trapped on a damn lake or some gay shit like that.

>b-b-b-ut boats are high maintenance
Not if you learn how to work on the boat systems yourself, like a real man. They are still cheaper than property taxes on a house and upkeeping a house. Still much much cheaper than house living. You can actually 100% OWN a ship but you can't ever 100% own land or any property in any country.

If you want to be free to go to any country you want to, then buy a sailboat. If you get tired of living where ever you're docked at, just untie from the dock and set sail for a new dock. It's the ultimate retirement vehicle and home setup. You'll never regret learning how to sail and keep your wealth as opposed to throwing it away on buying things you can never truly even own. U kno im rite.