/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20604899
>year 2020
>gold is now $20,000 an oz
>time to cash in, head to local pawn shop
>y-y-yes sir, I would like $5 million in cash
>clerk and his dad open the first coin wrapper
>its chocolate
>nigga in the corner recording on his phone, waiting to sell an old pair of Js
>bursts out laughing
>a lone tear falls from anon's eye