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NPC Model #612: "The Anon":
>Lives in a 1 small apartment or with Mommy.html
>Comes in 4 different skins: 1. Fat with a neckbeard. Showers once a week. Has pre diabetes. Wears dollar store clothing. Comes with a body pillow 2. Under 5'10. A BMI of 18.5 or less. Either has long unkempt hair, is shaved bald, or has a Nazi Youth haircut. Skin includes a trench coat. 3. Is a beaner under 5'8. Claims that he is"half white" but looks Indian. Has long hair. Gets triggered on pol and make "You're not white" posts and "Hispanics are white" posts. Skin includes a Naruto shirt. 4. Looks like a relatively normal NPC Model #2(White Male excluding the chad version). Comes defective with one or a combination of the following viruses: anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, anxiety, mental retardation, or autism. Was probably molested as a child
>The file named virginity is never modified or removed
>Never associates with other NPC's
>Is always bitter and usually get radicalized
The daily routine of an anon is as follows:
>Wakes up at 12-2 pm in the afternoon
>Spend 90% of the day posting on an anime board the same meme over and over in an attempt to receive validation and a sense of fitting in
>Watch his money disappear before his eyes because he keeps buying simulated imaginary play tokens
>Eat processed foods from the dollar sore. Particularly chicken trendies.
>Waste the remainder of the day on some useless and unproductive hobby like vidyas/capeshit movies/ collecting some retarded shit like his belly button lint.
>Go to bed at 3 am. Spend 4-5 hours thinking about his failures and shortcomings/his lack of any relationships with any other NPCs/ the mean things all the other NPCs have told him in the past. This is followed by uncontrollable sobbing.
>Repeat the same cycle until he dies of Type 2 Diabetes, heart disease, or suicide

>>11055880
>Wtf are all these gray, simple faced wojaks

>>11055851
Theres a position opening up at my job

>i think bitcoin is the future

>>11052522
>anon, is everything O.K? You seem upset?

>i think bitcoin is the future

>It's ok anon I'm sure that smoke in the stairwell is just some drill, no need to panic and or leave the building. Anyways, there's donuts in the breakroom if you want one.

>>11039549
Do you also consider yourself a crypto investor?

>Where are you going for lunch anon? I think I might try that taco place across the street.