/biz/ - Business & Finance

im 49 and my networth is -3000 usd, am I gonna make it?

if we have a propper bullrun just like last time you can bet your fucking soul BTC will reach around 90k and efferium will do its thing at around 6k, I have seen people here claim efferium will do 20k lmao I bet they are mETH maxxis so absolutely assdrunk on hopium, you do you just buy this two depending in your budget, if you are poor gamble for ETH, if you have more dough alocate 70%on BTC, but whatever you do be careful of zombie chains like SOL, ALGO, AVAX and the like, they might fucking die before the bull and your money with them

wait wait wait, if BTC starts creeping up towards 100k wouldnt that mean everyone who has peanuts worth of btc will panic sell and the price will sideline forever or go down? there are more pajeets holding 0.0000000000000000000000001 btc than whales holding gorillions, and thoose will sell and re bought, or am I wrong?

I'm going to be safe running a bitcoin full node as us citizen in America... Right?

>>55157645
me on the left. It's a checklist I'm trying to hit, so far I've got 3

>>55109214
>>55109264
How do I get this do-nothing, low expectation baby job?
I'm ready to take the googoo-gaga pill.

Bros I need some advice;
I hate hard physical work but I also hate wokeism. I'm tolerant of women but damn some guys are worse

t. Future zogbot

I have the opportunity to be a bookkeeper or electrician and I can't decide which.

>Learn a real skill or welfare job

t. zogbot to be

>ai is the next big tech boom
>dont even understand how fuckin' magnets work

>>51471645
>golden diagonals
lmfaoooo that fucking TA

>>51418889
>25 basis point hikes

They will print to fuck bond owners. They will raise interest rates to dump the stock market. They will cause global energy shortages to crash bitcoin. They will declare marshall law to own all the housing. They will tomahawk missile domestic oil refineries to cause shortage spike of gas. They will false flag terrorist attacks of highway system to lock people into specific areas after rolling out Teslas everywhere. They will napalm small farms so we have to eat the bugs. They will launch a cyber pandemic that will affect every device but iphones where people's personal computers will explode. They will roll out the robo dogs to smash people's doors in and confiscate their guns. They will blacken the sky in Perma clouds so we have to take monthly vitamin c booster shots.

>>51082103
you are the personification of cope

>Bought SPY at the top

>>50877298
4
Professional Pant-Shitter

>Both Yahoo Finance and Market Watch front pages shilling how good the job market is
Call me crazy for not believing this shit

>Sort of like to code
>Would dream to be part of super secret darknet hackermen groups
>Tfw would have to probably understand abstract algebra theory to run with the big boys and get top secret nsa shit contract work

Being midwit is worst. Too smart to drop to jeet level too dumb to roll with academia brains. Is java and it pill the best way to make it for most?

I've been looking at c and I find resources are either a few based jeets like Abdul bari/autistic slav , some comfy hobby books on c or balls to walls gigabrain academia I look at and wind up dropping. When should I drop c and just be a java monkey? It seems like java is the language that is actually employable for. Anyone try wgu? Either thinking of nutting up and doing this or just taking the tradepill in something else.

Do I buy link and custody now or wait for Goldman's ballsacks to mt gox linkies?

>>49359496
I don't know, I still don't understand NFTs

>>49351193
Not your dirt not your real estate.

>>49306871
I don't give a fuck, don't @ me