/biz/ - Business & Finance

"wow that's quite a lot of food you're buying sir, throwing a party?"

>"Something like that... Just having a few friends I've met on the internet over, we run in the same..... Investment circles"

"Well that's wonderful, and is that a brand new Rolls Royce phantom you pulled in with?!"

>"Haha indeed it is, a man who's made it can't pass up buying his dream car."

"That's very true sir..... Well anyway your total comes to $1000, of course we also accept CHAINLINK, in which case your total will come tooooo......... 0.0061 LINK"

>"I'll be paying with CHAINLINK, obviously, I am a core investor you know..... Bought in back when it was only $100......... now I own three mansions, two yachts, a helicopter, and a submarine."

"Gosh sir that's very impressive"

>"Yes but sadly not everyone was so lucky, you see that man working at the in-store McDonald's, Making $12 an hour? That man had a bigger stack then me, and sold his bags to me for $100 per LINK, what a fool....."