/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51550909
Hey, heres a nice lighthearted joke for you. What's the last thing going through a hedgie's mind when they think about covering their shorts?
The pavement.

>>51439163
Kenneth, that ledge is yours.

>>51311428
If hedgies are still seething about the stock, it's self evident they're still short and can't close. Easiest proof in the world. Hedgies don't care and have never cared about regular people's finances, they only care when it personally hurts them.

>>50876138
Holy hedgie cope. The only way hedgefucks get to delete their obligations is them hitting terminal velocity off their 20th story Manhattan balcony and the pavement going through their skulls.

>>50875037
>>50875006
If this stock goes high enough we will literally drive some of these 'people' on the short-side to their deaths. This is a moral imperative.

>>50733588
hedgie on ledgie

>>50528698
>based nft

>>50516441
They literally die if they lose.

>>50450161
The best part about this is that some of the richest and most powerful people in the world are unironically going to splat themselves on a sidewalk over some monkey jpegs.

>>50308445