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I'm planning on turning pic related into a fragrance for men. What's the best way to market this /biz/? Should I go with Facebook ads?

It tasted like liquid diabetes but it gave me instant cancer instead. Took like two sips before I dumped it in my sink, which now somehow has cancer too.
It has a fuckton of caffeine too. Can't you mutts go through life 5 minutes without chasing a sugar or caffeine high? Are you mutts this depressed and lethargic?
Is it the mortgage of the gastric bypass surgery, crippling child support bills or the anti depressants and painkillers you mutts pop like candies?
I'm trying to be more understanding of mutt culture but I got lost on this one.
t. healthy eurochad /w high quality of life

It tasted like liquid diabetes but it gave me cancer instead. Took like two sips before I dumped it in my sink. It has a fuckton of caffeine too, what drives you mutts to drink this shit? Is it the mortgage of the gastric bypass surgery, child support bills or the anti depressants you mutts pop like candies? I'm trying to be more understanding of mutt culture but I got lost on this one.