/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56370670
Wagie roadrage in cities is so fucking tragic. We're all just trying to get somewhere on time or with as little stress as possible and you have insane sociopaths pulling psychotic shit along with borderline mentally retarded minorities driving like they're still back in their 3rd world country. Wagies just want to make it to work on time and they're so pissed about their job and thinking about their day and already stressing about imaginary issues in their head that haven't even happened yet.

It all just boils up to insane blackout seething red moments like this. It's tragic because none of it is necessary. Getting to work on time, even if you're on the brink of being fired or demoted or whatever the fuck Mr. Shekelstein is going to hold over your head to cuck your life, is always always going to be secondary to just taking it easy and getting somewhere safe. Sometimes shit is out of your control but one of the things I've learned as a wagie commuter is that I will NOT stress on the road. If a dumb cunt in a BMW is tailing me when I'm going 10mph over speed limit in the fast lane, I do not give a SINGLE fuck. If someone swerves into my lane and cuts me off, I don't give a fuck. I will play my music and I will relax.

>t. wagie in a cagie who is always 15-30 minutes late to work every day because I refuse to give a fuck about my commute

SLOW YOR ROLLL

>late for work
>need to take the biggest shit ever that would take me 20 min to unclog
Why is my body like this?

American culture is centered around cars. They live in car-dependent cities. They killed hundreds of thousands of high-speed rail proposals to mass-produce cars. They listen to car podcasts. Their second richest man is the CEO of a car company. They dress and act like drivers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from cars. They post pictures of their cars on social media. They watch NASCAR in worship of cars. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of sports funded by car commercials. They use car rhetoric like "in the fast lane" and "backseat driver". When you say "Tesla" they're not thinking of the father of modern electrical and mechanical devices. They're thinking of the car company. Their cities are completely overrun with cars. They worship their COGbot police force disproportionately filled with drivers and their global police force of soldiers filled with drivers. Their men sit around fantasizing about retiring and driving vintage cars while their women sit around listening to drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo. They worship cars like the F-150 and the Jeep and the Mustang and the old Cadillac while attacking the trains that actually built their country before cars took over. Their movies are filled with cars and their music is full of lyrics about cars. They sit through 20 minutes of car commercials just to watch a 1-hour television program.. They consider it a rite of passage to learn to drive and get a license. Their children play Red Light, Green Light and collect toy cars and watch animated movies with anthropomorphized cars. They obsess about cars to a point where "Ford" does not make them think of their 38th president but about a car company. They will tell you how much they hate cars and how no one actually watches Fast & Furious and they are just pretending to love cars but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of car loving drivers.

>>27829588
We bought in late 2017/2018. That's it.

You could call that "incredible luck", but /biz/ at that time was anywhere from 30%-50% Link threads.

eat shit cagies

>>25849077
Noooooo not yet
Let's wait a few more days before we take off

>>24121459
Yeah, that image is spot on. I'm a midwit/retard and took the "higher education" route because people told me to. "Gifted" in grade school through high school means fuck all.

I definitely took the dumbest fucking life/career path like a sheep. I'm hundreds of thousands of dollars deep in student loan debt now. Not worth it for a desk job career. When you're young and middle class you follow the "go to college" "go to grad school" path because your parents tell you to and it looks good to your midwit family. "You can pay the loans back later, it took your dad decades to pay his back." Turns out higher education costs more now than when dad went to school. Like exponentially more. College/higher degree was a huge, huge mistake and I will never financially recover from it.

>>22251994
>he drives cars

>>21338011
pretty nice besides the cage

Damn STAbros, think about it, if the hack never happened and things continued normally, we would probably be at 30-40 cents by now. But we reached a new ATH despite that, plus got free publicity on top of the sponsored promotions, and now the massive Balancer refund, this is literally the most bullish low mcap coin out there. We'll be at a dollar in a few months without a doubt. If you're not in this yet you'll neck yourself by next year.

>>20964383

>>20786208

>Send them letters in the mail in official-looking envelopes
>Try to time it so they arrive on Monday
>When they open it, there's a wagie meme inside

>>20488775
wow just bought 100k thanks

A reminder for those Anons who were here years ago.
>>18638633

Go to Amazon and search oil. There's various different types of Oil you can buy. Once the market opens tomorrow the prices will be updated. They're still at standard prices, but will be set to very low tomorrow. Make sure to buy quickly

>>18034397
thank you for your service, wagie

.

You MUST report in if you are en route to your wage cage or you are currently waging. No EXCEPTIONS. Mr Shekelberg demands a headcount.

>>16715065
switched location but just writing to say thanks

>>15839385
SLOW IT DOWN, DRIVEY

I called out and will spend the day tomorrow cooming inside my asian wife

>Ride bike everywhere
>Never get jewed by car dealerships
>Never get jewed by car insurance companies
>No speeding tickets
>Health is better so I won't get jewed by healthcare costs as much
>Laugh at buttmad obese F-150 drivers when they're waiting for the traffic jam to move