/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Be me
>Have cute Asian gf for almost a year
>Getting kind of bored of her and can't stop fantasizing over having sex with other women
>Recently did a 10x on my crypto, still feel nothing
>Can't stop thinking about other women
>Can't stop thinking about more money
>Too much of a pussy to break it off because I can never let go
>Too much of a pussy to go all in on anything to make more money

Wat do?

>You are hanging out in a Shanghai bar with your fellow investors. A young Chinese woman hears you overtalking the success of your great investment with your cronies.
>"What that, Anon? You buy XiPoohcoin on first day come out?"
>You nod, take a sip of your drink.
>You notice a wetness on the floor. It's coming from her sideways coochie.
>"I want you fuck me now! I want marry! I must bring honor to my famiry!"
>You take her hand, walk out the door, and go to your apartment. You passionately fuck as her pussy's fluids fill up your apartment's carpet and seep into the floorboards below.
>You cum and fill her up. Then you fall back on the stacks of money you made off $XIPOOH. She cuddles up next to you.

Life is good.