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>Daddy, why are we poor? Why didn't you invest in the world's #1 candy company, Tootsie Roll?

> Sorry anon jr., I didn't listen to the TR shill all weekend and instead called him a nigger and said he can't force a meme.

200 Feb 19 35c TR

Tootsie gang is coming for your ass. TOOT TOOT.

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history where a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

We need to shill them the right stock though. Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is the wrong move. My proposal is we start shilling them TR. Let's evaluate:

1) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-It's a fucking Tootsie Roll stock. It isn't going anywhere. It's been around since fucking 1891.
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short. This is a top 10 shorted stock.

2) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted
-You really want to invest in Canada?
-BB has already finished its meme lifecycle and insiders are currently dumping heavily into upside

Everyone is going to try and shill you some fucking EV stock or something that has already run 200-400%. I'm shilling you the opportunity to be at the top of the reverse funnel with me.
You see the faggots posting about an 11 mil gain with 50k invested? That could literally be you.

I'm not trying to shill you some long term hold here. I don't think TR has any long term potential outside of being boomer dividend royalty. However, it's primed to fucking rocket to meme heaven and shine brightly before burning up after flying too close to the fucking sun.

This meme literally writes itself. We could be the fucking tootsie gang, riding the tootsie train, TOOT TOOT. This has meme magic written all over it.

Buy Feb 19th 35c and thank me later.

If you're not in TR calls, what are you even doing with your life? Trying to pump something that's already pumped 200% like GME or BB? Trying to pump something with a billion shares (BB)?

Why pump this shit when you can get in on something with:
1) Low as fuck IV. You're buying in at the ground floor of a meme rocketship
2) A float of 16 mil shares. WTF. That's a small fucking float.
3) 46% of the float is short. Not only could this pump just because of a low public float, it could easily cause some massive short pain.

Low float + high % of float shorted = massive volatility. The key here is to use the current normie sentiment. Normies are currently head hunting shorts. We need to point out that this is a prime candidate to fuck over some monopoly man looking motherfuckers.

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history where a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

We need to shill them the right stock though. Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is the wrong move. My proposal is we start shilling them TR. Let's evaluate:

1) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-It's a fucking Tootsie Roll stock. It isn't going anywhere. It's been around since fucking 1891.
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short. This is a top 10 shorted stock.

2) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted
-You really want to invest in Canada?
-BB has already finished its meme lifecycle and insiders are currently dumping heavily into upside

Everyone is going to try and shill you some fucking EV stock or something that has already run 200-400%. I'm shilling you the opportunity to be at the top of the reverse funnel with me.
You see the faggots posting about an 11 mil gain with 50k invested? That could literally be you.

I'm not trying to shill you some long term hold here. I don't think TR has any long term potential outside of being boomer dividend royalty. However, it's primed to fucking rocket to meme heaven and shine brightly before burning up after flying too close to the fucking sun.

This meme literally writes itself.

Buy Feb 19th 35c and thank me later.

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history where a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

We need to shill them the right stock though. Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is the wrong move. My proposal is we start shilling them TR. Let's evaluate:

1) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-It's a fucking Tootsie Roll stock. It isn't going anywhere.
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short. This is a top 10 shorted stock.

2) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted
-You really want to invest in Canada?
-BB has already finished its meme lifecycle and insiders are currently dumping heavily into upside

Everyone is going to try and shill you some fucking EV stock or something that has already run 200-400%. I'm shilling you the opportunity to be at the top of the reverse funnel with me.
You see the faggots posting about an 11 mil gain with 50k invested? That could literally be you.

I'm not trying to shill you some long term hold here. I don't think TR has any long term potential outside of being boomer dividend royalty. However, it's primed to fucking rocket to meme heaven and shine brightly before burning up after flying too close to the fucking sun.

This meme literally writes itself. We could be the fucking tootsie gang, riding the tootsie train, TOOT TOOT. This has meme magic written all over it.

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history where a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

We need to shill them the right stock though. Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is the wrong move. My proposal is we start shilling them TR. Let's evaluate:

1) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-It's a fucking Tootsie Roll stock. It isn't going anywhere.
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short. This is a top 10 shorted stock.

2) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted
-You really want to invest in Canada?
-BB has already finished its meme lifecycle and insiders are currently dumping heavily into upside

Everyone is going to try and shill you some fucking EV stock or something that has already run 200-400%. I'm shilling you the opportunity to be at the top of the reverse funnel with me.
You see the faggots posting about an 11 mil gain with 50k invested? That could literally be you.

I'm not trying to shill you some long term hold here. I don't think TR has any long term potential outside of being boomer dividend royalty. However, it's primed to fucking rocket to meme heaven and shine brightly before burning up after flying too close to the fucking sun.

This meme literally writes itself. We could be the fucking tootsie gang, riding the tootsie train, TOOT TOOT. This has meme magic written all over it.

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history where a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is the wrong move. My proposal is we start shilling them TR. Let's evaluate:

1) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-It's a fucking Tootsie Roll stock. It isn't going anywhere. No one likes them but you can't argue that it isn't an American staple -- like some shitty version of applie pie
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short. This is a top 10 shorted stock.

2) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted
-You really want to invest in Canada?
-BB has already finished its meme lifecycle and insiders are currently dumping heavily into upside

Everyone is going to try and shill you some fucking EV stock or something that has already run 200-400%. I'm shilling you the opportunity to be at the top of the reverse funnel with me.
You see the faggots posting about an 11 mil gain with 50k invested? That could literally be you.

I'm not trying to shill you some long term hold here. I don't think TR has any long term potential outside of being boomer dividend royalty. However, it's primed to fucking rocket to meme heaven and shine brightly before burning up after flying too close to the fucking sun.

This meme literally writes itself. We could be the fucking tootsie gang, riding the tootsie train, TOOT TOOT. This has meme magic written all over it.

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history where a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

We need to shill them the right stock though. Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is the wrong move. My proposal is we start shilling them TR. Let's evaluate:

1) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-It's a fucking Tootsie Roll stock. It isn't going anywhere. No one likes them but you can't argue that it isn't an American staple -- like some shitty version of applie pie
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short. This is a top 10 shorted stock.

2) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted
-You really want to invest in Canada?
-BB has already finished its meme lifecycle and insiders are currently dumping heavily into upside

Everyone is going to try and shill you some fucking EV stock or something that has already run 200-400%. I'm shilling you the opportunity to be at the top of the reverse funnel with me.
You see the faggots posting about an 11 mil gain with 50k invested? That could literally be you.

I'm not trying to shill you some long term hold here. I don't think TR has any long term potential outside of being boomer dividend royalty. However, it's primed to fucking rocket to meme heaven and shine brightly before burning up after flying too close to the fucking sun.

This meme literally writes itself. We could be the fucking tootsie gang, riding the tootsie train, TOOT TOOT. This has meme magic written all over it.

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history were a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

Right now, we're going through a phase where everyone is trying to determine the next thing to try and initiate a short squeeze on. The big brains over here and guide them in their choice whilst enriching ourselves at the top of our reverse funnel.

We need to shill them the right stock though. Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is wrong move. Let's evaluate BB:

1) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted

Now, I present to you this little gem:

2) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-A boomer stock that isn't going anywhere but has really no growth potential
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short
-Nearly 50 fucking percent institutional/insider ownership
-IV at fucking 35%. Dear god, this is some low ass fucking IV.

This meme literally writes itself. We could be the fucking tootsie gang, riding the tootsie train, TOOT TOOT. This has meme magic written all over it. We could make fucking biz history and pump the shittiest fucking boomer stock to the high heavens. With such a low float and a high short percentage, it would take almost nothing to start a squeeze.

So, get the fuck on board the Tootsie Train and start shilling this fucking garbage to WSB normies with me.