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>> No.50366116 [View]
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What pills can I bu- I mean what stocks can I invest in so that I pass away peacefully in my sleep?

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I don't think I'm qualified to make decisions regarding my own life anymore... would anyone here volunteer to be my conservator? You can take all of my money, idk anymore, just don't let me keep fucking up my life

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>tfw missed out on SIGA

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....at what age did you guys start making good decisions in life?

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...down another $1k today
At this point, I just consider it the price of admission to hang out with my frens on /smg/

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>>50273658
Who's future?
Mine?
I already knew that

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I didn't believe in SIGA, but now I do.... is it too late?

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>>50219747
Only +1.6%
Or +4.5% if I look at a different basket

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Fuck... I wanted to go get lunch, but I just spent the past half hour punching myself in the face and now it's all bruised. I can't go out like this...

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>>50170822
I just want to go on one date with one anime office lady.... we can discuss stocks if she wants, but I don't really care

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>>50104404
Oh ok
>>50104524
I'm just caffeine crashing, but sure I probably have low T too. Probably low everything

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God dammit I should have sold the rest of my puts at the bottom... I hate myself so much...

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God damn what a shitty day
What a shitty week, month, year, life
Later today, there's a food truck with good stuff parking near my place, so I have that to look forward to
After that, literally nothing...

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Is it even possible to make money in this market?
Buy for long term hold -> Lose money
Buy LEAPs -> lose money
Buy far out puts -> Lose money
Try weekly calls/puts -> Lose money
Try all of the above on ETFs -> Lose money
Try all of the above on individual stocks -> Lose money

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>>50032167
Only 5 points...

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>>49953826
I just want to go on one date with one anime girl...
She doesn't even have to be interested in the stock market, though that would be nice...

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>>49948043
...I sold, now you can pump it some more

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>>49914788
...most children already think I'm a Halloween decoration.

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>>49906065
For me... it arrived 20 years ago

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>>49901565
I'm going to end up losing like $2800 on puts...

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>>49898479
No... I guess not...

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god dammit

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Market's gonna be closed in 2 weeks for July 4 too

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>tfw trying to create my own AI by myself and massive corporations are beating me to the punch
>not gonna make it

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