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Dun bitcorn goin 55k eom

Them burpcoins was 20k 3 months ago

remember to HODL them buttcorns ya'll

That Nintendo genius McAfee dun telling me that we is going to 1 million per coin

The masses dun hunger for them bitcorns, and they is going to destroy those bankers, yes sir

Yesterday there was a big story on Bitcoin on the weekly Brazilian tv newsmagazine Fantástico. They are targeting the monkeys now to help saving their investments. If you guys can't see that its over, you are blind.

>>8523691

>crypto back then
>worth a few billion

>crypto early January
>worth as much as Google

We can obviously see a trend here, and we all know trends continue on forever without breaking.

After all, people said it wouldn't go up back then, and it still did. That means we can go up indefinitely

Yall wan to buy one of my bitcorns for 20k?

Bitcorn is revolutionary yes sir. Yall dun be getting a mighty fine deal right now if you buy em off me while they cheap

HOO WEE whens them bitcorns going back to 20k?

Them YouTube geniuses tell me that Bitcorn dun goin to 1 million soon, and I sold off my girl Shirlena to them local boys to get me a whole quarter more Bitcorn

>we are the early adopters because everyone in the world hasn't dumped their life savings into useless memes yet

Just because it can be done, doesn't mean that it will.

Fuck I wish biz was around during the Dotcom and beanie baby bubbles. I can already imagine bizlets arguing that beanies are plush gold, and that each one will be worth more than a house one day

whats your excuse for not selling in January?

I spammed that stereotypical bubble picture so many times