/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50341945
>>50341962
>>50342020
Post PM on tits or GTFO

>>50258272

>>50053644
>delicious cope
Keep it up. I enjoy you being wrong moar than you enjoy it
Captcha: 000YH

You will never be a currency. You have no utility, you have no anonymity, you have no inherent value. You are a glowie psyop twisted by hype and FOMO into a crude mockery of boomer rock perfection.

All the “mooning” you do is unsustainable and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your investors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “promoters” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Peter Schiff is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of economic history have allowed Schiff to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even cryptos that “have utility” look uncanny and unnatural to Schiff. Your lack of an atomic structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rig operator to “mine” you, he’ll turn tail and dump his bags the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected volatility.

You will never be useful. You wrench out a fake chart every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the futility creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll get hacked, replaced, wiped out by a solar flare, or cracked by a supercomputer. Your investors will find you, heartbroken and ashamed that they no longer have anything to eat but bugs. They’ll house themselves in a pod marked with a Disney logo, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crypto investor is housed there. Your cost will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are some writings that are unmistakably hilarious.

This is your fate. This is what Goldman Sacks chose. There is no turning back.

>>49982347
70% shares (40% mining, 5% gold, 55% dividend blue chip)
30% cash
0% crypto
or thereabouts, i can't be bothered calculating the exact ratios

>>49908838
>Blockchain
Lol.
Lmao even

>>49900899
Checked

>>49883302
This, we're still near the top if people can be this delusional at 20k. Capitulation hasn't even started yet.

Its over

>>49804325
Still time to buy silver, cryptokeks.

Your fault for investing in transmoney

>>49780642
Based