/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58356434
you're welcome

I REALLY LOVED THIS APRIL FOOLS EVENT

This is a thread for discussing BONDS.

When you own a bond, a company or government promises to pay you regularly. If you're tired of scamcoins, look into bonds.

>CLIMATE CHANGE ISN’T REAL
>CHECK YOURSELF NICK

>>58085275
>JPow basically saying fuck climate change alarmists

>>58082584
Ah, it appears we find ourselves yet again ensnared in the tedious web of explaining the elementary, yet seemingly Herculean, task of comprehending the Federal Reserve's tactical elevation of interest rates amidst the tumultuous seas of inflation. Your persistent inability to grasp such rudimentary concepts is not merely disappointing; it borders on the tragic, reflecting a cavernous void in your intellectual engagement with the economic machinations that underpin our very existence. This endeavor, to elucidate the strategic essence behind rate hikes—a maneuver as elegantly simple as it is indispensably profound—is akin to imparting the nuances of quantum mechanics to a neophyte whose comprehension of physics does not extend beyond the apple falling far from the proverbial tree. It is an exercise in futility, for your cognitive apparatus seems ill-equipped to navigate the sublime architecture of monetary policy, leaving you adrift in a Sisyphean quest for understanding. Consequently, one cannot help but lament the lamentable chasm between the enlightened few who sculpt the contours of our financial reality and the bewildered masses, such as yourself, who remain ensconced in blissful ignorance.

>>58082604
That I never denied. All these absolute brainlets that want to be C level or God forbid, a landlord, are absolute gorilla nigger retards.

>>57917654
You really don't think they'll walk back or delay rate cuts? I know Powell indicated them in his congressional testimonies, but he can still backtrack.
If Trump is elected, Powell will probably be replaced. Failing to kill inflation and letting it rise again is probably not how he wants to be remembered.

>>57402233
Rue BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Every fuckin time lmao. Look at those shadows.

>>57063470
Nice. Well, carry on. Don't jew out on maintenance.

>>57054448
kek baggies

>>57033331
Now that is true.

>>57015187
>calvinball
what are you gonna do about it, chud?

>>56977367
based

>>56727219
Nonsense. Our rag tag misfit retard species has endured so much.

Looks like JPow closed the fucking door on Bobo

>>56594504
>You will live to see manmade horrors which make your sides hurt from laughter

>>56540422
Yes.

>>56537415
I would rather have the abstract hell of a solid net worth that allows me to not live paycheck to paycheck and not demand too much sacrifice than the well defined hell of paycheck to paycheck and constant cortisol brain like fucking scared animal. I've lived like that and it's awful.

>>56456634
Based and perseverance pilled.

>>56281693
Yes.

>>56263333
Checked for basicity.