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नमस्कार सर, $BLOCK खरीदें। Blocknet। कई चन्द्रमा। Stakenet $XSN से बचें, यह घोटाला है। $ $POSW का रीब्रांड।

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
BLOCKNET
VERSUS
STINKNET
...
BEGIN!

Blocknet:
When I show ladies my DEX they go right into heat
Much hotter than your curry Raj, please, take a seat
Your coin’s a P O S Double-U scam
Piece of Shit Wallet, XSN’s a rebrand
Layer 2? More like Number 2!
Fake volume on Livecoin is all you do!
Can’t even take the poo into the loo
while I’m styling deez BLOCKS all over you!
I drop atomic bombs via atomic swaps
Your coin’s worth less than digital crops
Losing to YAMS, guess the ball was dropped
Change your name to LeBron cuz your coin flopped!

StinkNet:
Okay it’s true, do the needful poo, my current bitch lasagna of the Mumbai moons
*SHITS PANTS LOUDLY FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE FAILING TO ADDRESS ANY ARGUMENTS*

Blocknet:
I guess you can call that freestyle
Just like you call missing deadlines worthwhile
Time spent getting rebuked by King Aantonop
While dumping your bags as you sold the top
Time’s up buddy your shilling has to stop
Your product’s even worse than Uniswap

Who won? Who’s next? You decide!
EEEEEEEEEEPIC RAPBATTLESOFHISTORY