/biz/ - Business & Finance

HAHAHA YOU FUCKING LINKIES WILL GET IT NOW

Lessons for newfags:

1) if a coin you haven't heard of is being posted on /biz/: you're not early and someone else is trying to dump their bags on you.
2) if the APY looks too good to be true, it is
3) for fucks sake, if you see a coin named after Pokemon, food, or anime, don't buy it; you don't know what you're doing and are going to get rugged
4) why are you diversifying into 10 coins when you only have a couple hundred bucks stop doing that

If anyone else has any useful tidbits go ahead and post.

>>28562412
OG meme for memories

Insider here. The announcement is that Sergey has left the Chainlink team.
The last reported sighting of him was inside of a Planned Parenthood in New York City asking women waiting for abortions if they had entered into a smart contract agreement with their unborn fetus. He was eventually escorted out by staff, but not before pulling two Big Macs out of his pockets and flinging them wildly, the contents of the sandwiches covering the clinic's walls and its patrons. Authorities were called immediately after the incident but Sergey had fled the scene. Witnesses claim that he was screaming "I am the oracle!" repeatedly as he ran off, eventually diving into an uncovered manhole in the street.

>>27397991
STAKE - 1.5K
Zcl - 300€

>>25683045

Since the SEC is currently investigating Chainlink, what do you think will happen to the price when it is declared an illegal security like XRP?

When BTC corrects (and it will), what will it do to the price of chainlink?

The future for Chainlink

thanks for playing.

>>24156359

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>Chainlink used by everyone
>does nothing but dump
I can't believe I spent my life savings on this shit. I thought it was a joke but I finally reread the whitepaper and the cup of coffee meme isn't even a meme. It's literally in the whitepaper.

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Absolutely based.
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>>23103362
Cope, retards. It's going straight to $0.

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>>23005941
Imagine being this retarded.
>>23003699
$2 EOY.

>>22988502
stfu shill. LINK is on a terminal decline to $0.

>>22987847
This is your brain on /biz/.
>>22987795
Never listen to anything the retards on this board say and you'll be a lot better off.

>>22789200
this is now a cope thread

sorry holders, us swingies win again