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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VITALIK CUM IN MY THROAT

>>25240244

>>25239591
i love this man

He has a rare disease called auto adderall syndrome (AAS) where his body metabolizes carbs turn into adderall. A piece of bread is enough to keep him high for a week. For that reason he has a strict keto diet of no carb but that doesn't stop the rest of the ethereum community from sneaking a few crumbs into his meals so development actually gets done (otherwise all he does is the badger dance).
Some history, he was eating loaves of baguettes to launch ethereum, and even proof-of-stake was on track for a 2017 release, that's the true reason ethereum grew as much as it did. Unfortunately, he had some health complications from all that bread, and he was forced to cut back which is why we saw the DAO exploit go unnoticed until it was too late, and that's why we're still waiting for proof of stake 3 years later.
Pray for this man to return to his bread eating habits.

>>19543487
retard who?

>>19244404
piece of what??? you say?

>>17418993
it could happen but just because it continued to dip the last 2 times doesn't mean we're going to dip again

>>17107695
this man holds my future, and im fully confident about it

go vitalik go

>>17006479
There's only so much you can do in the way of hype before people start really prying. Theranos reached fucking incredible buzz, Elizabeth Holmes met Obama, has celebs endorse her and even had Walgreens or whatever it was spend like $150 million to outfit their stores with her testing equipment.

All the while, nobody ever actually fucking tested her machine. She secured billions and the celebs like General Mattis and even people in the medical field, while never having sold a single unit or having her machine's results peer reviewed once. Not once did any of her investors ever test her machines or their results. Turns out that while running client tests for commercial use, she was using competitor's standard testing machines. Nobody realized.

There are a LOT of striking similarities between Elizabeth and Sergey, right down to their bra size. They're both wannabe posers who don't know enough about the business they're trying to make, they both do the cringey Steve Jobs 1 wardrobe shit too. Difference is, Elizabeth made orders of magnitude more money than Sergey managed to. Right now he's just doing a controlled bleed of tokens, until everyone forgets this project existed.

>Never trust a fat russian.
Never trust a skinny one either.
>code is law!
>forks project
Fucking twat.

Not surprised

ETH as a Ponzi was blessed by Vitalik's autism in 2017.
ETH as platform is absolutely doomed by VItalik's autism, tho.

Just imagine Vitalik having sex

There are people that seriously believe that holding a Ponzi like ETH will ever get a gf like that.

Vitalik.

FAP FAP

Sure bros, buy my Ponzi.

Imagine thinking you can make it with 32 ETH

>Is ETH a good buy atm?
You tell me, OP...

>>16705431
There are actually people that are still putting their live saving in this Ponzi Master russian turbo retard hands.