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Do it. Fall for it. Do it.

Makes Crash harder, better, faster, stronger
N-n-now that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger

I need you to hurry with this crash right now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
I got a bag full of puts.
'Cause I can't get much wronger
Man, I've been waiting all month
That's how long I been waiting.

(Work it harder, make it better)
(Do it faster, makes us stronger)
I need you crash right NOW
(More than ever, hour after hour, work)
I need you crash right NOW

Let's get crashed tonight
You could be my Bobo tonight
I'll be the market so you can go down on me tonight.

Damn, they don't care about P/E like use to
I ask, 'cause I'm not sure
Do anybody care about earnings anymore?
Bow in the presence of greatness

You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this fake rally shit
So go ahead, go nuts, go apeshit
'Specially in my Red candles
Act like you can't tell who gave you this rally
New Gospel, homie, take six and take this, haters

Whatever keeps rallying.
Can't kill me.
Can only make me stronger
The longer you rally the harder you fall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g

If this is the big one. i will be pissed I missed out on shorting the top. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>52993083
I will short your portfolio.
I will stand by your loss.
I can kiss away your gains.
I will stand by you forever.
I can take your money away.
I can be your Bobo.
I can take away your GAINS!
I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVER!
YOU CAN KISS YOUR GAINS AWAY!!
I CAN BE YOUR BOBO
I CAN TAKE YOUR GAINS AWAY
I CAN BE YOUR BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What are some good hedges against my shorts?? I'm getting wrecked right now by this fake pump!!

FUCK THIS STOCK TRADING GAME!!! I'm going back to pokmeon the card trading game.