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Goodbye anons it's been a pleasure knowing you. I am completely wiped out and I've lost everything. This is my last night on this earth. I leave you tonight with a heart felt message that I enjoyed all of my memories here but it is finally time to call it. See you in the other life.

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This is not fren. I'm still hoping I can figure this all out by after the next top of the bull run. I just want to acquire more btc before the jews can get their hands on anymore. My sacrifices of experiencing the vaginal canal mean that your btc can pump higher. I'm helping you here anon. The least you can do is help me fren

>36 years old
>no drivers license
>still a virgin and convicted sex fellon from earlier days of groping women in public
>can't get a job because of criminal record
>have less than $500 in the bank
>$20,000 in debt and currently running away from loan shark to pay gambling debts
>wake up every morning and contemplate suicide like pic related
>realize I don't have a car and would need to break into someone's garage to be able to start their car and run a garden hose inside
>would probably get caught and go back to prison again

Guys what the fuck do I do? Please give me advise