/biz/ - Business & Finance

>put $10 into it for the memes since that's all the settled cash I have laying around
>up 15% in 15 minutes

What is the next Chainlink?

>We just completed the first half of the W-shaped recovery

>have to make as much money as possible before the kikes invent the Virtual Reality Sex Simulator with haptic feedback / fleshlight-attachments and destroy all motivation for pursuing wealth

What if that was it?

What if Chainlink is going to slowly liquidate from $19 back to single digits.

What if that was the moment, like Bitcoin, or a comet, it won't be seen for many more years to come.

when market give more cryptocummies?

Its over 9000 hey lois remember that time d'oh imma firing my lazer holds up spork oh no no no *sniff* ah yess my dear asuka best girl your dead kiddo tssuuu for you aeroplane over the sea that's a man stinky linky never gonna give you up tfw no gf gentoo zalgo >greentext dyel aaaaaaaaaaa

>Trillions of dollars printed everyday for months
>everything still costs the same

Was the Dollarcaust a hoax?

I'm literally a piece of the universe that is aware of itself. What the fuck bros

>ITS a race between crypto mooning or the threat of getting kicked out

>2 weeks into wageslavery
>I'm actually enjoying the work
What the fuck /biz/? How long is this feel going to last for?

I need to make 500 dollars within this week

>>16346422
An announcement? Okay, I'll take a seat and listen, but why do you smell like c---?