/biz/ - Business & Finance

Only niggers and >100 IQ buy Crypto. Gold will make you actually rich by 2030.

You have the password and account number of a bank account with over $500 000 worth of money in it. It's not yours. What is the best way to access as much of the money as you can, while being quiet enough to flee the country or even avoid detection?

Bonus points to people who remember that SMS codes and anti-fraud features exists (lets assume the account isn't held by a 3rd world shitter).

Post dem assets & any other relevant info e.g. age

Be 26
- Own outright my £110,000 1 bed flat in Edinburgh. Only earned £15,000 of this myself, my dad left me £95k when he died. Will never let this flat go, property prices in Edinburgh are the fastest growing in the UK at 16% last year absolutely shitting on everywhere else even London.
- about £1k worth of gold bullion
- own outright reliable hatchback car worth about £4k, bought second hand OBV, will run into ground
- £2000: sealed Pokemon base set booster box

That’s me. Earn £2.5k / month after tax as Environmental Manager so VERY comfy atm. Live alone with my cat and no friends, recently split with my gf who was ugly but had a fuckin amazing personality. Just couldn’t get it up for her and the thought of sex with her repulsed me. Was with her for 3 years and it broke my heart but it was either break it off or live a life of sexual misery.

Name one reason you don't own gold company stocks? Some got up 25 - 35% in last month

And no i am not talking about just gold, i am talking about barrick gold etc

>Dude buy a shiny metal, it has value

What would happen if we brought back the gold standard?

>>9597954

>Bitcoin dips further and further
>heh, i'm so excited, bull market coming $1-2 dollars!!!
>get in on this now!

Come home, biz-tards.

anyone here have any stories of what they did with their money?
Did people beg?
Did you change?
What did you buy?

>there are people who unironically believe gold is a good investment.

https://steemit.com/localbitcoins/@mikeparker/localbitcoins-com-just-lost-90-of-their-userbase

PayFair $20 by 2019

FUCK IT WHERE DO I BUY SOLID FUCKING GOLD I NEED TO BE SAFE

>using your worthless paper dollars to buy worthless electronic currency when you can invest it into something real

>infinite supply

so what if i just buy gold bars with my gains? gotta pay taxes still?

Im just wondering of the history of economies, mainly what led up to Gold being the main form of currency for a long time.

Humor me this faggots, you believe BTC can replace gold as a store of value despite the huge first mover advantage (gold has been around since the dawn of civilization) since its much more technologically advanced than gold right?

Using the same logic what the fuck is stopping certain alts from taking BTC's place as a store of value despite the first mover advantage?

The time gap between altcoins and BTC is much smaller than BTC and gold.