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>>28362973

Kucoin PLT Autistic Bagholder here, am I ever going to be able to get my coins so i can gtfo

just start wrecking.

>Go to waitrose/M&S or other expensive supermarket
>fill basket with hundreds of expensive ice creams
>throw in a freshly cooked roast chicken
>walk around store for half an hour picking up chilled fish and steaks and absent mindedly leaving them in different aisles.
>walk around squishing flat all the muffins in the baked goods section.
>violently shake cakes
>open the fridges and leave the doors open
>leave trolley/basket outside toilets and go for a shit, throw enough toilet paper down it to completely clog it, repeat for other stalls.
>when everything is throughly melted go through the check out and make them scan everything through but pretend you forgot your wallet in the car, tell them you are popping out to get it.
>walk out and go to the next supermarket.
> after doing all the supermarkets go to B&Q to buy cheap white paint
>cross the road in a hurry and accidently trip and throw it over the freshly tarmacked junction
>accidently mistake your chewing gum coated CEX membership card for your bank card and use it in the cash point completely jamming it.
>make an appointment at the council offices and the reduced aisle fish you scanned through the self checkout as potatoes earlier slip out and go down the crack in the back of the waiting room sofa.
>walk down the street removing parking tickets from cars you dont own
>phone up all the pubs and restaurants and make reservations for non existant groups of people
>order takeaways for cash on delivery to other peoples houses
>use a flathead screwdriver to lock bathroom stalls from the outside
>print out official looking (council) notices full of lies and stick them up everywhere to make people confused and mad.
>buy 4000 cheap black widow knockoff catapults from china and hand them out to inner city year 9's as the leave the school gates
>do the same with cheap lazer pens
> purchase 10,000 rape alarms from alibaba which you will randomly set off in hard to reach places at night.