/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>2551922

Name: hipster coin.
Focus: help hipsters buy and sell hipster shit, like tickets to lame ass bands and hand painted reusable grosrie bags and other stupid shit. Market it as the premium coin for all that kind of shit.

Setup the mining algorithm to be gimped on everything other than cell phones. (arm centric algorithm somehow, and maybe you need an imei and your proof of work gets sent en via text messages, some kind of gay shit like that) Advertise it with pictures of cell phones with solar powered cases or some shit. Talk about how bad other coins are for destroying the environment and how we are the cleanest coin.

Plaster the fag flag and coexist shit in the publications and have some bleeding heart shit and the ability to donate hipster coins to impoverished brown people.

Get some bearded new mail with dyed hair and a scarf to be the poster boy.

Libshits be falling themselves to to buy our memcoins.