/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15307928
STOP MICRO POLICING EVERY WORD AND STANCE GOD DAMN IT

FUCKING STOP FUCKING STOP STOP STOP I JUST WANNA ENJOY BROWSING BIZ AT 3 AM AND YOU FAGGOTS DO THIS TO ME PLEASE STOOOOOOOOOOOP

AGAIN WTF OMFG

WHY IS HE FUCKING DOING THIS TO US? IS HE BUYING MCDONALDS?

>>14768844
>>14768845
im 38

PINK ID
THIS IS A BUBBLE AND THE BUBBLE IS GOING TO EXPLODE ANY SECOND
SELL NOW
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>about to fomo into btc finally
The top is surely in frens. Best save yourself while you can. If btc inches up a bit higher I'm all in.

>>13945278
http://www.standardmandarin.com/idiom/Better-broken-jade-than-intact-tile

>Better broken jade than intact tile

>Death is preferable to dishonor

>be me happy to see btc crashing because I didn't buy in
>decide to log in and set a buy order at $4600
>Find outI had already set one at $5240 the other day

It is hell watching my coins do dick for, well, 6 months now.

>Fill out taxes.
>Use bitcoin.tax and turbotax
>End up still having to pay even though I had thousands losses.


WTF this is literally robbery. I should not have reported anything.

NO MOMMY, DON'T DO IT AGAIN
DON'T DO IT AGAIN
I'LL BE A GOOD BOY
I'LL BE A GOOD BOY, I PROMISE
NO MOMMY DON'T HIT ME
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME LIKE THAT, MOMMY?
DON'T DO IT, YOU'RE HURTING ME
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH
WHY DON'T YOU
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HERE AND DIE
NEVER STICK YOUR HAND IN MY FACE AGAIN BITCH
FUCK YOU
I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT
YOU STUPID SADISTIC ABUSIVE FUCKING WHORE
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HOW IT FEELS MOMMY
HERE IT COMES, GET READY TO DIE

Crypto is fucking dead

>>12447904
>tfw this would be me if I had sold exactly 1 year ago

The dream I had last year actually came true.
>move into new mansion with family
>get told by the visiting company it's crazy you live here
>say I would have my own place but I got rekt in crypto

Had this exact dream biz.

I suppose since I'm a clairvoyant I'll tell you I had a dream a couple months ago bitcoin flash crashed to $1000 something and I got fucked by that too.

I'd advise you all to NOT buy. We just have to listen to follow visions. Will update if I have anymore.

>>12227876
8 MONTHS OF SELLING

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>>12090307
>you will never be 17 year old boy again and date the hottest cheerleader of your high school
Why even live

3100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*silence*

>thought this would be by last year wage cucking
>End up losing 5 years salary instead

MY 401K IS TANKING


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>spend six figures on BS in CS
>every job in my area requires a security clearance (govt. contractors)
>every other job swamped by pajeets
>bitcoin payoffs have dwindled to three figures

fuck my life, the one thing i don't qualify for because i smoked weed

if you're a zoomer reading this then never admit to anything on your clearance application. don't be like me