/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19128933
>shithole country
Oh no, I will have the choice of Monaco, Malta, Luxembourg, Singapore, Lichtenstein and Bahamas. Woe is me. I will have to live in luxury for the rest of my live.

Thing is, I not only avoid taxes, but also leech on your taxes. I am officially an uni student, so I get support, then I have a fake disability for "chronic depression", so I get my disability bux. Totaling 600 euros per month. Not mentioning free healthcare.

I own an apartment officially owned by my relative, who "rents it out" to me, so the government not only pays for that, I also pocket the profit.

Then, I run a charity fund, which makes me money. I bought old master violins thorough my shell company and now loan them out to musicians. They appreciate in price over time, while I also carry no maintenance costs, because the musicians do that. Also companies donate to my fund to write off taxes and I invest it towards master violin bows. Initial investment was 400,000, now worth over 1.5 million. I can take my violins back and sell them at any time. The fund doesn't directly belong to me of course.

This is why the socialist countries are the shitholes. The more capitalist a country is the better it is for everyone.
This is what commies will never understand.