/biz/ - Business & Finance

In the past week alone I have blown my white seed into:

2 niggers (from africa)
1 gook
1 pajeeta
And finally
1 huemonkey from a Brazil favela

How can I be racist if my dick doesn't descriminate? So quit it already.

My boomer dad asked me why crypto was crashing.
Surprised I asked him when and what he bought, and on what exchange.
He said to me:
>on delta app
I asked him how he bough crypto on delta since its just a portfolio tracker.
He said to me it was when he added USD and then sold it for XRP and LTC.
He was very upset about the crash still.
I very carefully and politely explained to him the difference between an actual brokerage app or exchange app, and delta.
>so I haven't lost any money?
No dad. If you want to buy some crypto during a dip isnt a bad time. Do you want to get set up with an actual exchange?
>NO! Crypto is a big scam! S&P down 5% crypto down 20%!
Ok. I went back to doing my own thing. I realized that my boomer dad is an idiot with money and didn't even realize he had not actually dropped 10gs on boomer scamcoins. I took a moment to ponder the situation where his crypto had instead mooned and when he went to sell it off, realized his mistake. Accidentally paper trading thinking you are doing the real thing. Those are my genetics.

Am I that stupid also but I just don't and will never realize it? A terrifying thought.

Well?