/biz/ - Business & Finance

On the bright side, when you report your crypto losses next year, you can get some juicy capital loss deductions.

It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.

>>50295642
>>50296011

The weak should fear the strong bobros

>>50290675
shhhhh I promise it will be quick

>>50242392
The weak should fear the strong

>>50176980
The weak should fear the strong

>>50166943
The weak should fear the strong

>>50158069
The weak should fear the strong

>>50158090
Why complain fellow bobro it's just an oppurtunity to put in more shorts

>>50156103

The weak should fear the strong

>stocks are crashing, better buy crypto
>crypto is also crashing, better put my money into bonds, a safe investment
>bonds are also crashing, better just keep cash
>USD is crashing, better just buy gold
>price of gold isn't even rising with inflation, and is worth exactly the same as it was a year ago

I just sold, so that means the market should be going up soon.

>>28871249
Tear me to pieces, this is my last resort!

>DUDE, make sure to set your stop losses to 2% and then you can avoid losses and be successful at your swing trades dude."

Okay, so I've just lost 2% of my portfolio 8 times this week.

>>19423172
How do we destroy this printer?

>>19423173
I fucking sold premarket yesterday watched stocks drop all day, watched them nose dive for 2 minutes while Trump gave his speech kicking off a trade war, then watched them bounce to all day highs 2 minutes later. WHEN WILL THIS NONSENSE STOP

>>19423180
I hope it crashes, I want my stocks back

How could shitcoins ever become the standard? The prices are always changing, literally every second. Lets say you went to buy a big mac and for arguments sake lets say it cost 3 dollars worth of shitcoins. Oh boy you think! You have just enough to buy the bigmac, you open your balance but sadly your 3 dollars worth of shitcoins are now worth only 2.90. So you sit there as it bounces around, 2.80, 2.95, 2.83 etc... You decide enough and transfer 1 dollar into your shitcoin account. Finally youll be able to get yur bigmac. As you go to do the transfer you see shitcoin just took one of the many random nose dives in price. Your shitcoins are now worth less than 3 USD once more so you sit there for 2 hours and everytime it hits 3 USD you run to the cashier just to have it fall below once again befor eyou can do the transfer.

Point of the story is, shitcoins could never become the standard

>>18840152
All dumps are profitable. Get your shorts in lads.

>>18811096
>ecommerce
Oh right, because absolutely everyone works for Amazon huh? Whole economy & consumer spending can run with all those office cucks getting laid off & getting new jobs driving Uber & shit? All with record unemployment registration & small business closures? Sure thing, this is a totally normal event, shutting down the global economy happens all the time amirite? This market was overvalued even before this happened, the tears of you bullcucks (again) is going to be glorious.

>>18741052
What did you just fucking say

>>18347474
FUCK YEAH WERE BACK BOYS

You ready for red tomorrow boys?