/biz/ - Business & Finance

I used to be a stupid bull
I used to dream of moons
But I couldn't take the punishment
And had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real cool
And yes, I eat honey
You might think I'm crazy
But I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
I like my coins in free fall mode
I watch them on TV (trading view)
I'm shorting them most every day
And watch for bear traps
They tell me that "we bull now"
But I don't even care
I know that they're crazy
I know they're retarded
And there is no denying that
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
So hip to be bear

It's not too hard to figure out
You see it every day
And those that had the highest gains
Have gone the other way
You see them on 4channel's /biz/
It don't look like a lot of fun
But don't you try to fight it
An idea whose time has come
Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm ugly
Take it from me
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
So hip to be bear
Tell 'em, Bobros
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a bear)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a bear)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a bear)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
So hip to be bear

KEEP FUCKING SELLING BOYS! DONT LET IT STOP

You like "Mr Bobo and Bogs"? Their early work was a little too weak for my taste but when they did the crash from 20k to 3k I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole crash had a new sheen of consummate professionalism which really gave it a big boost. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Bear" - a song so catchy, most anons don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the importance of honey and the pleasures of shorting, it's also a statement about the band itself. HEY MUMU!

I used to be a stupid bull
I used to dream of moons
But I couldn't take the punishment
And had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real cool
And yes, I eat honey
You might think I'm crazy
But I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
I like my coins in free fall mode
I watch them on TV (trading view)
I'm shorting them most every day
And watch for bear traps
They tell me that "we bull now"
But I don't even care
I know that they're crazy
I know they're retarded
And there is no denying that
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
So hip to be bear

It's not too hard to figure out
You see it every day
And those that had the highest gains
Have gone the other way
You see them on 4channel's /biz/
It don't look like a lot of fun
But don't you try to fight it
An idea whose time has come
Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm ugly
Take it from me
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
It's hip to be bear
So hip to be bear
Tell 'em, Bobros
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a bear)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a bear)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a bear)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
So hip to be bear

where there's a gap,
there's a way
where there's a gap,
there's a way
where there's a gap,
there's a way
down down down down down
where there's a gap,
there's a way
down down!

> what song is this

> *Ahem*... *tink, tink, tink*

Dear esteemed members of the board, I have an important announcement to make.

So, without further ado...

DEATH TO JEWS, NIGGERS, PAJEETS, CHINKS, MUDSLIMES, CHRISTKEKS, COMMUNISTS, MARXISTS, DEMOCRATS, REPUBLICANS, LIBERALS, FAGGOTS, TRANNIES AND JANNIES!

That's all, folks! Thank you very much, you're a wonderful audience! Thank you all for listening!

BOBO HERE, I HAVE AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

> *leans into mic*

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALRIGHT!
JUST WANNA SAY A FEW THINGS!

DEATH TO JEWS, NIGGERS, AND PAJEETS, AND FUCK JANNIES!
*crowd goes wild*

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NIGGER AND A JANNY?
A JANNY WORKS AND DOESN'T GET PAID, WHILE A NIGGER GETS PAID AND DOESN'T WORK.
> *crowd is laughing and hollering, several black gentlemen are taken outside and shot in the head*
WHY DID WE START HANGING WINDCHIMES INSTEAD OF NIGGERS?
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE SOUNDS A WINDCHIME MAKES.
> *crowd is laughing so hard the 13th amendment is revoked*
WHERE IS THE JANNY'S GIRLFRIEND HIDING?
UNDER HIS PAYCHECK!
> *crowd begin actively killing janitors and establishing the fourth reich*

THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD!

>>17335708
not buying your ENG bags but nice try

*clears throat*

Bull run is over. The bull is dead!

I have extremely important insider information roll trips and I’ll tell you

Fuck crypto

>>11991573
Actually my mom is European and hates niggers faggot

*ahem*
Fuck bitcoin

*ahem*
Fuck bitcoins

We're no strangers to dumps
You know the rules and so do I
Capitulation's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other bear

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna go back up
Always gonna go back down
Never gonna pump around it deserts you
Always gonna make you cry
And you will say "goodbye"
"It was all a lie" and it will hurt you

*ahem*
Fuck bitcoin and fuck bulls

We're no strangers to dumps
You know the rules and so do I
Capitulation's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other bear

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna go back up
Always gonna go back down
Never gonna pump around it deserts you
Always gonna make you cry
And you will say "goodbye"
"It was all a lie" and it will hurt you