/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54847058
>boasting as a mission statement on the front page
who fucking does this

I make money off other people's pain and suffering

>be me, Goldman Sach intern
>goes on WSB discord full of retards who gamble their money
>use the power of satire & manipulation to get on the good side with the deep voiced redditors
>talks about how I put in [insert obscene amount of $] on a bullshit DD
>little kids with daddies brokerage acc & ugly NEETs gets sucked into my absolute chadness & follows along with me
>does the exact opposite
>love the sound of pain & stress going through their mics


and at the end of it all, there's only silence as their account goes in the negative.
>tfw

>>22552020

>>22522555

>>22479189

>>21343738
Really wishing I didn’t need $10k per stinky to make it
>I know I had three years

>>20390334
I know, his 5 coins to 5 million cracks me up, but god dammit Chicken Teeka was right.