/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53873878
Its in my contract that I am permanently WFH. But if this was to happen I would force them to fire me and do zero work until they do fire me or give up on me coming in.

>>52802931
B I R D O
L O S T
2 5 B I L L I O N

>>52781036
never underestimate the power of positive thinking.

>>51547934
EU collapsing would be glorious for the US. Europe can only keep the US off their back because of their combined "might" but without it the US can dominate Europe for the next century.I cant wait.

>>51235745
Thanks anon
>>51237300
I only make 4-6k USD depending on variables. My company is a tech start up and we sell niche products into a difficult market with hard to reach personas
>>51237363
You wouldn't want to actually work here. New people don't last because its hard to close. I survived multiple purges and I'm now set up with defense in depth of many current accounts I've closed as well as opportunities sourced purely by me

You retards are going to get left out, and obsoleted by supreme tech. Act accordingly.

https://u.today/here-is-how-xrp-took-up-60-of-total-volume-on-one-of-largest-latin-american-crypto-exchanges

>>50330783
that was me

Any WFH /sales/ chads in here?

>be me
>wfh sales
>only 3-4 internal meetings per week
>make 30-50 cold call to director or higher faggots
>always fuck with them
>"this is a sales cold, you wanna hang up or roll the dice?"
>they always laugh at the brashnss
>be done with calls after an hour
>demo product/send contracts out
>nice salary + 10% commission on everything
>work like 20 hours a week
kek. might not be as optimized as you code monkies but sales are the heart beat of any org and I get to do what I please

>>50177601
tldr shut up and suck my balls jewish incel

Holy shit OP you used a summon schizo spell
By the way Im a straight white Christian male making 100k/yr and Im never having children

>>50049586
You're just a well educated slave anon

I dont care who its a holiday for I get it off so I automatically like it.

>>28530653
I have a PhD in political science and philosophy and am an attorney. I've experienced largely the same thing. Usually goes like this:

>I think the Capitol rioters are justified in their riot
>you're a fucking magatard / qtard / etc.
>I have a PhD in Poli Sci and Philosophy. This nation was built on the notion that people have the right to burn down a government they view as tyrannical or unjust. They did what this country intended for.
>silence
>mfw

back when i was a wagie i fought for what i was worth, easy to jump jobs in a trade. i dont put up with niggers

>>27094261
>wahhhhh why won’t he sell
Here’s the difference between you and I, friend. You’re in it for dosh, I’m in it for lolz. I, and many others, simply do not care if we lose money from this. My meager investment was worth the good laugh i got today when I saw that hedgies were literally crying about losing their jobs. There is no logic here, that’s what makes this whole thing so effective. Any reasonable investor would have sold days ago, but we’re not exactly reasonable. Now suck my ginormous cock.

>>27008857
>>27009090
>>JEWISH TRICKS
>BUY THE DIPS
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>>JEWISH TRICKS

>>26810250

>mfw i jew the jews

>>26692785
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26679076

>>26624447
get fucked shlomo

>>26631199
>mfw incredibly stupid and bad with money
>mfw proud owner of one (1) gme after reading 20 minutes worth of /biz/ memes for the first time ever

>>23230410
>emperors and bankers rule the world because they pass all their wealth to their first kid
>do this for thousands of years
>(You) probably won't even have grandkids because your kids will be so destitute from having to put up with your bullshit
>line literally dies with you and is replaced by penniless pajeets until the banker-kings replace them with robots

Hodl is the ultimate power.

>>22706169
>take my 1 remaining ETH
>swap for 80 UNI at 4.12 per UNI
>wait for it to go back to 4.50
>sell
>wait for it to fall back to 4.12
>buy
>wait
>sell
>repeat 187 times until I have 10,000 dollars of UNI from the original 1 ETH