/biz/ - Business & Finance

I've decided to let my lease expire and live out of my office and car (become stealth homeless). There's a gym close by and I've worked out the logistics for hygiene and food preparation. This is not because I cannot afford $1k per month in rent where I live, but because I would rather unironically pump $1k per month into speculative 100x shitcoins. If successful my realized gains will be $100k per month for the next 30 years, or $36M, non-compounded. What could go wrong? So shill me. Let's go!