/biz/ - Business & Finance

> 32K LINK pepe_baller.png /comfy/ hodler, sharing the joy of this gambling site **for fun** at this point. I've already bought my popcorn and ledger s nano so this is just for funsies:

This morning, a kind anon crypto-hipster who doesn't hate money showed me a 6-day-old high-frequency yield investment platform called Reward Table. You can invest small amounts of BTC and have a guaranteed 7x return in 48hrs, sign up with this link below and we can talk strategy on discord --https://rewardtable.com/r/lst7q3oulr

> 7,000 USD coinbase transfer cleared after 9 days of waiting
> buy 14.82 ETH on GDAX, transfer to Binance
> buy 36.09 XMR, worth ~.653 BTC
> tfw check back 2 hours later, and retains price
> still own 9,600 LINK

/comfy/
i ain't even mad

Friendly reminder newfags