/biz/ - Business & Finance

This is the Voice of Freedom,
General Ari Juels speaking.

To the People of the Link Marines: I have returned.

By the grace of Almighty ZOG our forces stand again on /biz/raeli soil - soil consecrated in the blood of our two peoples. We have come, dedicated and committed to the task of destroying every vestige of NOLINKER control over your daily lives, and of restoring, upon a foundation of indestructible strength, the finances of your village.

At my side is your President, Sergay Nazarov, worthy successor of that great patriot, Satoshi Nakamoto, with members of his cabinet. The seat of decentralized governance is now therefore firmly re-established on /biz/raeli soil.

The hour of your redemption is here. Your Link Marines have demonstrated an unswerving and resolute devotion to the fundamentals of truth that challenges the best that is written on the pages of human history.

I now call upon your supreme effort that the FUDDERS may know from the temper of an aroused and outraged bagholders within that he has a force there to contend with no less violent than are the whales committed from without.

Rally to me. Let the indomitable spirit of '17 and '19 lead on. As the red candles of battle plunge downward to bring you within the zone of capitulation, rise and buy!
Buy at every favorable oppurtunity!
For future generations of your sons and daughters, buy! In the name of your sacred dead, buy!

Let no heart be faint. Let every arm be steeled. The guidance of Divine Serg points the way. Follow in His name to the Holy Grail of righteous victory!