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In light of these legendary events I'm writing stonk parodies of songs to keep morale up. will post what I have below. Those interested are welcome to join.

Ladies and mentlegen, I give you a songs to inspire and hold.

"The Holder". Parody of the Joker by Heavenly

Find the flaw in the hedge
got gamestop on my shares
Find the way for me to Buy

Find the wound in the hedge, cos' we're tryin'
To break on through
No order for the shorter
Still wild and cruel

Try to enter the game
To buy in on the stonks
Try to save me from his claws

Fight the shorters of hell, and we'll
Keep searching for the truth
The survivors of a dead world
Free, strong and proud

I'm still trading without turning the rules
I'm still holding despite these dips of doom
Cause he's climbing in the night
And snaking my heart

Find the flaw in the hedge
got gamestop on my shares
Find the way for me to Buy

Find the wound in the hedge, cos' we're tryin'
To break on through
No order for the shorter
Still wild and cruel

Try to enter the game
To buy in on the stonks
Try to save me from his claws

Fight the shorters of hell, and we'll
Keep searching for the truth
The survivors of a dead world
Free, strong and proud

I'm still trading without turning the rules
I'm still holding despite these dips of doom
Cause he's climbing in the night
And snaking my heart
...

Song for ref. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zglLHiTDTaM
YouTube
JaeHyung Song
Heavenly - The Jorker

>>27053523
making parody hold songs to boost morale

>>26920178
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