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18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby momma car and crib is bigger than he is
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
If you ain't no punk holla, "We want prenup"
"We want prenup!", yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his

18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years

>reach 3 figures
>remember that I will always be black no matter what
Top 10 pranks God did to humanity

>be me in the future
>get paid in Bitcoin
Scenario 1
>it drops 20% next day
>Boss: same hour next day

Scenario 2
>rises 20% in the next day
>Boss: y-youre still coming tomorrow, right?

Can Bitcoin really be the future?

>>27881019
Chainlink token (ticker: Link) was 27 United States Dollars on Coinbase 12 hours ago. I am despondent

>>27569143
With what?

I still dont know what defi is

>>25544310
No, fuck off, I'm shorting since 13.50

how do i turn (x)k into (x)million?

I'm 21 with zero job experience, what jobs should I look into to begin with? very introverted btw

someone just stole my car. how do i profit from this financially speaking

>spend teenage years feeling bad for my dad cause he always complained about how little money he has
>live in a moldy basement with whole family
>constantly stressed that if an emergency happens we’ll become homeless
>recently started realizing that he’s just shit at money management and has no concept of saving for the future
>has zero ambition
Literally gives 10-20% of his money to the church right off the bat for instance. Basically acts like he has unlimited money whenever he gets more cash in than usually like the stimulus check.

If you bought $AAPL in 2007 instead of the original iPhone for $599 you would have $59,420 today.

A woman just told me she makes $6K a month on OnlyFans...
That’s more than the average yearly salary in the U.S. More than entry level for many college degrees (without any retarded loans btw).
Meanwhile here we are trying to “make it”.

>>23196672
That's a level above rent free, I should start charging OP for just living in his head so much.
Get well soon tho, for real.

One time I added a girl I went to high school with on Facebook to ask you for a blowjob.
I hope she didn’t expose me.

Google knows I look at trannies.

???

Dad just writes down the info for me to fill out his weekly unemployment requests and leaves in front of the computer without telling me anything and then gets pissed if I happen to not get to it right away. Asking me to do unemployment stuff has been the only thing he’s spoken to me about for weeks and he always talks about it like that’s all I have to do and like it’s not a favor I’m doing him.
Goddamn entitled narcissist beta cuck. I know who you really are now after all those years thinking the world was really against you.

One time I matched with a tranny on Tinder and I biked 16 km/10 miles there and back with the hope that she’d give me a blowie when I told her I was in her town even though we never actually made plans. I didn’t know that was an abnormal thing to do. I hope she didn’t screenshot me and that she forgot my face. I saw her again on a night out dunno if she saw me too.
I’ve done so many cringy shit like that. I hope those bitches forgot what I look like for when I make it.

I just realized my father is a narcissist. It’s a weird mix cause he’s also turbo beta who could only find authority in christcuckoldry.
Thank you for your time.

>>22950343
>>22952604
there is NO max supply. the team can, will, and has printed tokens at their own discretion.
the tokenomics of the project is literal rat poison squared

Another fundamental not being discussed enough right now is that in year's past people have typically accelerated downside momentum towards the end of the year to harvest tax losses. This time around, assuming Biden wins, people are going to be selling en masse to evade the new capital gains reform. There's not a lot of money that wants to enter this extremely risk-off environment, and there's a lot of money that wants to take profits.

>futures crash 2% after the debate
>""market"" opens at up 2%
>market crashes down to flat in last hour

The powers that be are afraid of what's coming