/biz/ - Business & Finance

>portfolio goes up 10%
>immediately go on Zillow and start planning the house I’ll buy
>portfolio goes down 10%
>google painless suicide methods

>>20002262
>You seem partially obsessed with the size of my penis but I've already repeatedly called you a faggot so I don't want to beat a dead horse.
It's a metaphor for insecurity; however, you're clearly too dense to grasp any analogy or abstract syllogism whatsoever. I'm not sure how to have this discussion with someone so stupendously retarded without spelling it straight out...
Are you so frustrated and insecure because YOU are broke and unsuccessful OR is it an envy or jealousy over seeing a bumbling idiot like ME acquiring such an unfairly massive amount of money and manage it successfully?
Is your butthurt coming from the sight of your own shortcomings or the sight of somebody else which does not have them?...
To make matters worse, I am currently h i g h and still making you look r e t a r d e d. I can only imagine your pain and humiliation.

>>19938107
>>19938125
Fuck, just fuck.
well it was fun boys.

>>19690360

>>19665694
I’ll tell you what you guys told me when I posted about my 5/15 SPY 240 calls:
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>19665694

Guys I just had a vision of LITIONs market cap next year. I saw 3.4 billion. Check these digits