/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19822404
Based uncle as always how you doing brother? Don’t forget to pick up a bag of ZEC powell could flip the switch any moment

Ponzimarines on suicide watch, cup of coffee was real all along, I give it 1 year tops before sergey and the team exitscam and live in luxury for the rest of their days

>>13730792
yes, yes we do

>>13663513
Jordan Belfort:Right. But if you can make the clients’ money at the same time, it’s advantageous to everyone, correct?

Mark Hanna:Fuck no. Number one rule of Wall Street. Nobody, I don’t care if you’re Warren Buffet or if you’re Jimmy Buffet, nobody knows if a financial collapse is gonna happen today, tomorrow, a week from now or in a fucking year, least of all stock brokers, right?

Jordan Belfort:Mm-hmm.

Mark Hanna:Fiat and digital illusions of wealth, it’s all a fugazi. Do you know what a fugazi is?

Jordan Belfort:Fugazi, it’s a fake…

Mark Hanna:Yeah, fugazi, fogazi. It’s a wazi, it’s a woozi. It’s…fairy dust. It doesn’t exist, it’s never landed, it is no matter, it’s not on the elemental chart. It’s not fucking real. Right?

Jordan Belfort:Right.

Mark Hanna:Alright? Now that’s what we call fiat.

Jordan Belfort:Right.

Mark Hanna:Stay with me. The Federal Reserve doesn’t create shit; they don’t build anything.

Jordan Belfort:No.

Mark Hanna:So if you got a client who brought stock at eight, and it now sits at sixteen, and he’s all fucking happy, he wants to cash it and liquidate and take his fucking money and run home to buy some tangible wealth himself. You don’t let him do that.

Jordan Belfort:Okay.

Mark Hanna:Cause that would make it real.

Jordan Belfort:Right.

Mark Hanna:No, what do you do? You get another brilliant idea, a special idea. Another situation, another stock to reinvest his fiat in and then some. And he will, every single time. Cause he’s fucking addicted. And then you just keep doing this, again, and again, and again. Meanwhile, he thinks he’s getting shit rich, which he is, on digital fiat. But you and me, the brokers?

Jordan Belfort:Right.

Mark Hanna:We’re taking home cold hard silver and gold via commission, motherfucker.

Jordan Belfort:Right! That’s incredible, sir. I’m…I can’t tell you how excited I am.

>>13125785
Mark Hanna:Well, how the fuck else would you do this job? Silver and gold, my friend.

Jordan Belfort:Right. I gotta say, I’m incredibly excited to be a part of your firm. I mean…the clients you have are absolutely…

Mark Hanna:Fuck the clients. Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table. You got a girlfriend?

Jordan Belfort:I’m…I’m married. I have a wife; her name is Teresa. She cuts hair.

Mark Hanna:Congratulations.

Jordan Belfort:Thank you.

Mark Hanna:Think about Teresa. Name of the game, move the fiat money from your clients’ pocket into your pocket via tangible wealth.

Jordan Belfort:Right. But if you can make the clients’ fiat money at the same time, it’s advantageous to everyone, correct?

Mark Hanna:Fuck no. Number one rule of Wall Street. Nobody, I don’t care if you’re Warren Buffet or if you’re Jimmy Buffet, nobody knows if a financial collapse is gonna happen today, tomorrow, a week from now or in a fucking year, least of all stock brokers, right?

Jordan Belfort:Mm-hmm.

Mark Hanna:Fiat, it’s all a fugazi. Do you know what fugazi is?

Jordan Belfort:Fugazi, it’s a fake…

Mark Hanna:Yeah, fugazi, fogazi. It’s a wazi, it’s a woozi. It’s…fairy dust. It doesn’t exist, it’s never landed, it is no matter, it’s not on the elemental chart. It’s not fucking real. Right?

Jordan Belfort:Right.

Mark Hanna:Alright? Now that’s what we call fiat.

Jordan Belfort:Right.

Mark Hanna:Stay with me. The FED doesn’t create shit; they don’t build anything.

Jordan Belfort:No.

Mark Hanna:So if you got a client who brought stock at eight, and it now sits at sixteen, and he’s all fucking happy, he wants to cash it and liquidate and take his fucking money and run home buy by some tangible wealth himself. You don’t let him do that.

Hector the Waiter: Misters, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon?

Mark Hanna:Well, Hector here’s the game plan. You’re gonna bring us two 10 ounce sunshine mint bars, you know how I like ’em, straight up. And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that you’re gonna bring us two more. And then two more after that every five minutes.

Hector the Waiter:Excellent strategy, sir.

Jordan Belfort:Oh, I’m…I’m good with fiat for now though. Thank you.

Mark Hanna:It’s his first day on Wall Street, give him time. Thank you.

Hector the Waiter:Mm-hmm.

Jordan Belfort:Thank you. Mr. Hanna, you’re able to…to buy silver during the day and still function, still do your job?

Mark Hanna:Well, how the fuck else would you do this job? Silver and gold, my friend.

Jordan Belfort:Right. I gotta say, I’m incredibly excited to be a part of your firm. I mean…the clients you have are absolutely…

Mark Hanna:Fuck the clients. Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table. You got a girlfriend?

Jordan Belfort:I’m…I’m married. I have a wife; her name is Teresa. She cuts hair.

Mark Hanna:Congratulations.

Jordan Belfort:Thank you.

Mark Hanna:Think about Teresa. Name of the game, move the fiat money from your clients’ pocket into your pocket via tangible wealth.

Jordan Belfort:Right. But if you can make the clients’ fiat money at the same time, it’s advantageous to everyone, correct?