/biz/ - Business & Finance

I own the 10,000 LINK stack required to /make it/ and you do not.

>>12316143
But at least you got free healthcare, right? Your poor American friend probably has to pay 1.5% of his income towards health insurance each year.

DID YOU KNOW
that all women are whores

>>10126686
I guess I've just been very lucky. Money's an energy, and it's always flowed toward me, particularly after my parents died.

>>9093656
wew story time
>Put in $15k throughout 2017
>Had ATH of $110k in January 201
>Cashed out $75k when portfolio was worth $105k to pay off school debt
>Bought ETH near it's ATH with the remaining $30k
>Took out low-interest $100k personal loan in February to buy the dip
>Total crypto portfolio including unspent cash dipped as low as $80k
>Now it's all worth $115k

>>8644298
I have two degrees and make almost twice what my parents make combined. I'm not even 30 yet. My parents are VERY proud of me.

>>8272149
I took out a $100k personal loan to buy the dip.

You're gonna wake up to 5k, sleep tight

I'm a pharmacist. I enjoy the balance of helping people while maximizing profits for my Jewish overlords. I hate how stressful it gets during this time of the year (flu season).

I'll probably semi-retire when I'm 55 if I have a wife and kids. Maybe age 35-40 if I make a few million with crypto and don't have kids.

I can't picture myself not doing anything though. I'd at least work part time or maybe pursue something that I'm more passionate about.

Its's over bucko.
Get used to wearing orange scum.

Sold yesterday

>When mainnet is announced
>When

>>6944436
>Bullrun he says

>he didnt sell before the big daddy dip

Shill me a 10x to start the year off right

>>5509984
>tfw when pharmacist
I strongly considered becoming an accountant though.

who here /made it already/ and is in /maximum comfort/?

i made over 1.2MM in crypto these past two years. cashed out about 3/4 of it and live in my own apartment near the downtown area. I quit my wage cuck job and now just do whatever I want, which is mostly shit posting on /biz/ and /pol, desu.

nothing very much has changed for me except no longer worrying about finances at all has put me in a /maximum comfort/ space. i'm basically happy all the time because of how set for life i have become through luck, holding, and patience.

the one big luxury purchase i made was a 10,000 dollar massage chair. so imagine me, with all my money cashed out and more crypto left than most of you have in assets total, in my amazing massage chair, feeling my /maximum comfort/ as you pink wojak about a 10% drop in bitcoin.

and of course there is the sex :^). as you can imagine, my sex life has dramatically improved ever since /making it/. i was already kind of popular with the women in my circle, but ever since i started flashing my wealth, it has gone over the top. every woman I used to know is just throwing herself at me, which is really fucking hot since I used to have huge crushes on these girls back college or previous jobs. I'm literally having threesomes with my old crushes, it's unbelievable. the things women let you do to them when you are powerful and wealthy...it's simply incredible. there was one girl named Christina who I always wanted to fuck in college, she had the most perfect tits. well she started messaging me on facebook after hearing rumors about my wealth. i fucked her so raw. soon i'm gonna introduce her to some of my other girls and get her into the threesomes :^).

My life now is basically maximum comfort and sex, 24/7 :^).

Wake up, poorfags. That's my life, not yours. How does it feel to know you're too late. That all the crypto you're buying now is giving money to people like me? To buy apartments, luxury items, and build our harems? :^).

Thank god I didn't discover /biz/ until a few weeks. I know I would've been all over the stinky link fad.

>>4836473
I had to work 11 hours today but you don't see me complaining. I'll get paid close to $700 for it though.

>>4753534
MFW when they get destroyed shorting it.

>>4711798
I am a very wealthy African American. List 5 things you love about black people and I'll consider throwing you a few shekels.

>>4708120
ADA
SYS
NEO
LINK
ETH

>have a zero effort job
>used to go to the office at 2 pm, check emails, leave immediately
>managers know this but don't care
>took laptop home
>7day weekend

>tfw good looking

i dont even need money