/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22498754
>>22498808
>>22498999
>>22499028

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>22471265
32 मिलियन ICO और कोई काम करने वाला उत्पाद SIBOS नहीं 32 million ICO and no working product SIBOS, Google या किसी अन्य के साथ वास्तविक साथी नहीं जो वे दावा करते हैं Not an actual partner with SIBOS, Google or anyone else they claim बिज़ पर 30 धागे लगातार, भुगतान किए गए पदोन्नति, मॉड खरीदे जाते हैं 30 threads on biz constantly, paid promotion, mods are bought Oracles एक उत्पाद नहीं है, HTTP की तरह, खुला स्रोत विकसित किया जाए Oracles are not a product, like HTTP, to be developed open source किसी भी दैवज्ञ या सेवा को बढ़ाने से लागत में वृद्धि होती है और देवता अपने स्वयं के खट्टे साधनों का उपयोग करते हैं Tokenizing any oracle or service adds increased costs and devs would rather use their own sourced tools moab टोकन, 700,000 हर पंप पर बेचा जा रहा है, कोई स्पष्टीकरण नहीं moab token, 700,000 being sold at every pump, no explanation

In the last eight months hundreds of articles describing chainink as a pump and dump scam have been published via virtually every crypto news site including articles in Italian and Dutch. Typink chainlink into google search gives the first result as an article describing chainlink as a pump and dump scam. To claim this is o no importance and will not deter investment and the credibility of the token as a crypto asset is a bad joke. /Bis oldfags already know link is a PnD scam and have observed the alternate shilling and fudding for years. The fact is link is a scam but not the project itself which is essentially an irrelevance to the PnD fleecing those who are not members of the group running the scam. To hold it is to ask to be defrauded. It can never be bought at an honest market price and the highs are artificially coordinated scams to dump bags on new buyers, let the price collapse, rebuy and repeat the scam.

reroll

420 years

>>16369174

those node operator incentive accounts are the ones dumping on binance. GRADE A FRAUD.

99% of link “investors” didnt even read the whitepaper. It fucking flopped at sibios, Nazarov was presenting to a crowd of a dozen visibly vegified mongrels and 1 obese women, they all sat right next to toilets. Entire presentation was a laughing stock on the stream, word was Nazarov shit himself on stage near the end, looks like that in the VOD. ICO whales bought up cheap links at insanely low prices, they probably hold as much as Nazarov does. Entire dev team and Nazarov plus whales hired a bunch of legitimate nazis off of /pol/ to make link infographs and memes like they did with the whole jewish question propaganda. Using the work of these convincing /pol/ propagandists, Nazarov hired a handful of paid discord shillgroups and gave them exact hand written textual propaganda. These shills them used the most elaborate memes and infographs coupled with the wordplay of a philosophy major and commenced the largest high effort shilling campaign ever seen on 4chan. Some anon who was apart of one of the paid shillgroups posted proof and then the entire board went down for a couple minutes and the post was scrubbed completely even on warosu. It’s undisputedly true that the mods and jannies are in Nazarovs back pocket hence why the entire fucking board can be nothing be link shill threads and not a single thread will get purged. Couple months back sergey was presenting at some no name convention, with about 10 people, hilariously enough he sat by himself at a table for 30 minutes, not a single person asked him a question.

>>16009974
>>16010882
>>16010920

Time and time again the partnerships are fake, the integrations are not really full integrations, half the time it's mis-marketed, the promises are false and the hype is all fake. I have never ever met such a bunch of deluded fucking idiots in my life; not in churches, not in any other market, not anywhere else for that matter. The sheer level of hypocriscy and the fact that it's all so see-through, I mean you can literally see chainlink behind the promotion, it's like you idiots just bought the shittiest marketing stunt of all time. You're the type to cry when you see a mcdonalds commerical or see a coke billboard, that's how hard you've bought the consumerist, nonsensical tech bullshit lies of sirgay.

>staking begins
>linkies that held for two and a half years stake all their link
>make a collective $702.89 before a critical security flaw in the staking contract is exploited
>all wallets that had put up link are sent 0.1 amb from hacker's wallet with the attached comment "whine without stake does a poor linker make"
>in a public statement about the hack sergey makes some vague philosophical comment about sauce that's absent from the speech's blog transcript and uses the word "disappointing" twice
>gets ridiculed by reddit, mocked to exhaustion by all of /biz/
>chainlink price pumps to $6 before going to 0
>/biz/ buys the top, as usual
>hacker is tracked down and beaten, eventually getting coomed on by insane mega-autist linkies until drowning
>hexagon on saturn grows six distinct triangular points

>>15799605
>>15799644
HE BELONGS IN JAIL

>>hide all link threads
>>report all link threads
>>get the fucking jannies to do their job and keep it to a chainlink general
>>no more pajeeting, get in the sticky

Send out as many reports as you can to the SEC for Chainlink, exit scamming, fraud and operating an illegal ICO. Do not estimate the power of positive thought! Together, we are all in this together, we can finally clean this board of this crypto-russian-canadian scam

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

>>15784435
>>15785068

Priorhand to the coinbase listing insiders and nazarov hell pumped the fuck out of this shit. Made them the easiest 50x of their entire lives, off over literally no investment or liabilities other than a couple shill groups and pseud devs. Word from an insider said Nazarov legitimately shit himself again, just like at the sibios event, but this time not in fear of failing a con job, but in absolute disbelief this shit would get anywhere close to $4. Nazarov like other whales has been selling a fuckton since the all time high, Nazarov somehow even deluded holders to the point where they actually believed his daily 700k link dumps were for the better of not only the company but also holders themselves. Shit almost hit the fan though as link continued to drop. Like i said earlier, the mods and jannies are 100% in nazarovs back pocket. Shit hit the fan when some retarded PR guy working for link tweeted out about a chainlink sponsorship with MOAB, a known ICO scamcoin by the entire cryptosphere. Coming from a dev i know, he relayed to me that Nazarov personally beat the shit out of the PR guy for tweeting the tweet. The tweet was the deleted minutes later. Couple of high IQ anons capped the tweet and it was posted here on 4chan. Corrupt mods/jannies instascrubbed any thread coming close to talking about the MOAB partnership. Legitimate caps were debunekd as “shoops”. Inevitably, Nazarov became even more psychopathic knowing full well the mind control capability he has over his unpaid shilling bagholding linkmarines. This was tried and tested when his daily link dumps didnt even drop link below $1.

>>15781799
>>just believe
>>trust me the source
>>weird esoteric shit that has nothing to do with tech
>>trust me it'll take off
>>it'll moon anytime
>>it'll be worth 42,000,000 per link easily
>>billions on billions marketcap, zero risk goy!
>>overthrowing jews and globalism
>>muh cope
>>muh hiring team
>>muh partnerships
>>muh dderivatives
>>muh radio silence means it's coming, next month!
>>muh, muh, muh

all we ever hear from you faggots

>>an army of shills, two years of insane marketing could only barely x10 a scam
>>now that the clouds are closing, sir gay is exit scamming

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

>>15740725
>>15740748
>>15740853
>>15740996

It's all fake. All the partnerships, all that bullshit, a wink and a nudge. It's the google cloud thing all over again, it's just one developer who probably bought some LINK bags acting like the whole fucking enterprise is going to make use of LINK. There is literally nothing to indicate that SWIFT is going to integrate LINK into their system. It's just one random company presenting some shiny new technology that'll eventually go nowhere. Big fat nothingburger and now the LINK shills are out in full force acting like they all made it, because they are trying to pump their bags off of the hype.
Once the dust settles it'll be glaringly obvious. It's all fake. In fact, if you google chainlink you'll see it's just a scam. Please reddit don't get duped into this. Don't buy this, DYOR, google it and you'll see what I'm talking about. Remember the google cloud thing, it's fake. Just check its price after the pump-and-dump from that news and you'll know what I'm talking about

>>15722370
The only reason why I don't follow chainlink is because it's been clear from the start that sergey does not know what he's doing. He saw that airdrops work here and he decided to promote it, so he came up with an idea on the fly and went with the first name that came into his head. Then he recruited his buddies and started fudding every coin here in August, September and October of 2017. Afterwards, not realizing that he went in way over his head, he decided to promote his shitcoin as much as possible. By some miracle they launched a halfass mainnet that could have been coded in under two months, if they knew what they were doing. Sergey has never had this much money in his life and so he's blown through pretty bad, including paid promoters and marketers. Afterwards, he's been dumping realizing that you can't really build much on ethereum. He tries to delay the thoughts that's he stuck and realizes that he can never deliver. So ultimately his goal is to just wait it out, keep the crowd waiting, keep them biting until maybe Ethereum improves then have the infrastructure or maybe known as the first crypto oracle company, either way he's kind of stupid and not as smart he portrays himself. A boring and uninteresting individual, he is ruthlessly cut-throat and morally ambiguous. He just isn't a good person and his been notorious since his high school days for getting into schemes way over his head. Except this time it's in the millions and with real people's money.

You mariners are subhuman pieces of shit that have devoid any other coin of a real chance. You fell for lies and scams of a literal russian neckbeard and proceeded to advance in tech you didn't understand. your money alone is what has advanced this nepotistic fat fucking asshole. you alone have pumped this piece of shit and alone on your backs he has cashed out. be realistic. look at the world for what it is. you really think this fat mongoloid didn't browse the forums here? you really think you just found a fucking token? bitch please, you got lulled in day one by these fat fucks and other anons and then the meme became a dream and now it's crashing. you faggots deserve whats coming, a literal exit and the rest of your tendy money crashing into the sea. fuck you all.

>>15641610

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>15560238
>>just believe
>>trust me the source
>>it'll moon anytime
>>it'll be worth 42,000,000 per link easily
>>700 trillion marketcap
>>overthrowing jews and globalism
>>muh cope
>>muh hiring team
>>muh partnerships
>>muh, muh, muh

all we ever hear from you faggots

>>an army of shills, two years of insane marketing could only barely x10 a scam
>>now that the clouds are closing, sir gay is exit scamming

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my marine?"

"I am sir, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... Please Binance me again."

He pauses, inhales and lets out another turd.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Another 700k!"

"Who's my paypig", he questions.

"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

That's right. He grunts again and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig."

>>15488847
>>muh cope
>>muh hiring team
>>muh partnerships
>>muh, muh, muh

all we ever hear from you faggots

>>an army of shills, two years of insane marketing could only barely x10 a scam
>>now that the clouds are closing, sir gay is exit scamming

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

HE BELONGS IN JAIL

>>hide all link threads
>>report all link threads
>>get the fucking jannies to do their job and keep it to a chainlink general
>>no more pajeeting, get in the sticky

Send out as many reports as you can to the SEC for Chainlink, exit scamming, fraud and operating an illegal ICO. Do not estimate the power of positive thought! Together, we are all in this together, we can finally clean this board of this crypto-russian-canadian scam

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling!"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

Trips decides how many years sirgay will spend in prison.

I'm rolling life sentence.

>>15014418
>>15014435

M U H CHAINLINK

M U H R E D D I T S P A C I N G

P A J E ET S H I L L

tick tock FAT man. soon jail

>>14724531

The SEC is coming for you and the FAT man, linkies. Better start doing those asshole stretching exercises.