/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18145511

Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Literally, depending on how you play it off, she might actually find the nerves charming.

You have to be an absolute fucking idiot to think all 10/10 bitches are after your looks.

I look like a homeless heroin addict at 25, with no job and I've got half the charisma Theresa May's got. Yet I've had no issues sleeping with women, even when nervous.

tl;dr, just fucking roofie the ho

>Come across a really promising stock 3 months ago
>Had experienced 6 months of uninterrupted growth
>"Hmmm, I don't want to buy at the ATH, I'll wait until there's a dip and buy in
>Check stock sporadically over the next few months
>No dips, growth continues
>9 months of uninterrupted growth
>"Fuck it, I'll just buy it now instead of waiting"
>Literally an hour after buying the stock price began to fall
>Down 7% since yesterday morning

Why are the biz gods tormenting me, /smg/?