/biz/ - Business & Finance

O Hedgie! Jewish devil and damned SEC's kith and kin, assistant to Kenny himself.

What the Devil kind of Hedgie are thou, that canst not slay a Baggie with your naked shorts?
/GME/ shits, and your hedgefund eats.

Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make kekbaggies of /GME/ sons; we have no fear of your Pajeets, by land and by sea we will battle with thee.

Fuck thy mother!

Thou Isreali banker, Mumbai street shitter, Baggie of Crypto, Happy merchant of Reddit, Nigger of Greater and Lesser /biz/, Kike of New York, IDF thief, Heeb of Chicago, Yid of Boca Raton, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent,
and the crick in our dick. Oy vey! Hook nose, Curly hair, Muh six Gorillion, Muh Holocaust, SNEED!

So /GME/ declares you to be a lowlife.
You won’t even be serving tendies for niggers.

Now we’ll conclude, for we don’t know the date and don’t own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!