/biz/ - Business & Finance

Pizza delivery driver and doordash fag. How do I make the investment monies for the big capital gainz so that I don't have to be a wage slave anymore?

>>18610521
>Literally every single conceivable vertex and matrix of possible outcomes is priced in for the next 72,000 years. Tangible oil being valued so low that possession of it is worth less than a lack of possession? Priced in. Intercontinental economic collapse meaning all foreign markets very well may pull out to sustain themselves? Priced in. Theoretical hacker wars to obliterate the stock market online through blatant manipulation? Priced in. Anarcho-primitivist terrorists blowing up major bank servers across the US in order to reset all debts owed by the common populace in order to reduce the power of fiat currency over the US? Priced in. Meteor shower that will spread a radioactive fog that will kill off 99% of sapient life on earth, reducing society into an era where stocks as a concept become forgotten by man and we are forced into hunter-gatherer societies bound by gas masks in order to survive on the ruins of cities and the wildlife that managed to evolve around it? Priced in. Literally nothing isn't priced in. Time to ride the wave boys, we'll be green in three months.